Emperor Beazley the Magnificent
@emperorbeazley.bsky.social
My brother and I were found in lockdown at 3 weeks old. This year, I managed to pull through an operation, removing a huge polyp that was growing into my brain. I share my servants with the old man (Tiger) and my brother Bertie
All of us got out. Yay!!!
There was a fly in the ointment: the rain is going to lash down 3 minutes from now and we all had to gallop back indoors!!
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
There was a fly in the ointment: the rain is going to lash down 3 minutes from now and we all had to gallop back indoors!!
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
All of us got out. Yay!!!
There was a fly in the ointment: the rain is going to lash down 3 minutes from now and we all had to gallop back indoors!!
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
There was a fly in the ointment: the rain is going to lash down 3 minutes from now and we all had to gallop back indoors!!
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
The old man is back!!! Skinnier and with a scab around his chin, but eating normally and not in pain. Thank you for all the moral support! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
August 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The old man is back!!! Skinnier and with a scab around his chin, but eating normally and not in pain. Thank you for all the moral support! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
The old man has been missing for 36 hours now. The servants have walked up and down the main road, but no sign. He is 15, so slowing down and they fear the worst! He isn’t one to miss food, so either he found somebody gullible, or…. #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
August 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The old man has been missing for 36 hours now. The servants have walked up and down the main road, but no sign. He is 15, so slowing down and they fear the worst! He isn’t one to miss food, so either he found somebody gullible, or…. #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Day 1510 of trying to make friends with the old man. He now resigned himself to my close regal proximity…
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
July 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Day 1510 of trying to make friends with the old man. He now resigned himself to my close regal proximity…
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
#CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
Ummm: the knitting servant was watering when she caught me staring intently at this little face in a pot.
We have no idea where it came from - there are no ponds in the neighbourhood! Proper #Hedgewatch !
We have no idea where it came from - there are no ponds in the neighbourhood! Proper #Hedgewatch !
July 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ummm: the knitting servant was watering when she caught me staring intently at this little face in a pot.
We have no idea where it came from - there are no ponds in the neighbourhood! Proper #Hedgewatch !
We have no idea where it came from - there are no ponds in the neighbourhood! Proper #Hedgewatch !
Having just seen an ad for a cat translator, we can assure you that the old man doesn’t need it.
Only 2 phases: “miaow-miaow” for “I require feeding, RIGHT NOW” and “Miaow-Ekkk” for “Let me out RIGHT NOW!!!, or I shall shit on your kitchen floor”.
That’s that sum total of communication. #Hedgewatch
Only 2 phases: “miaow-miaow” for “I require feeding, RIGHT NOW” and “Miaow-Ekkk” for “Let me out RIGHT NOW!!!, or I shall shit on your kitchen floor”.
That’s that sum total of communication. #Hedgewatch
July 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Having just seen an ad for a cat translator, we can assure you that the old man doesn’t need it.
Only 2 phases: “miaow-miaow” for “I require feeding, RIGHT NOW” and “Miaow-Ekkk” for “Let me out RIGHT NOW!!!, or I shall shit on your kitchen floor”.
That’s that sum total of communication. #Hedgewatch
Only 2 phases: “miaow-miaow” for “I require feeding, RIGHT NOW” and “Miaow-Ekkk” for “Let me out RIGHT NOW!!!, or I shall shit on your kitchen floor”.
That’s that sum total of communication. #Hedgewatch
Don’t know why my brother is trying to escape from my embrace? I’m only smashing him a little… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Don’t know why my brother is trying to escape from my embrace? I’m only smashing him a little… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
We’ve had to copy the old man, my brother and I: no mum, you see.
I still haven’t really got the hang of it and my servant has to cut knots out of my fur. But then again, I do reign over those servants! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
We’ve had to copy the old man, my brother and I: no mum, you see.
I still haven’t really got the hang of it and my servant has to cut knots out of my fur. But then again, I do reign over those servants! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
July 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
We’ve had to copy the old man, my brother and I: no mum, you see.
I still haven’t really got the hang of it and my servant has to cut knots out of my fur. But then again, I do reign over those servants! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
We’ve had to copy the old man, my brother and I: no mum, you see.
I still haven’t really got the hang of it and my servant has to cut knots out of my fur. But then again, I do reign over those servants! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
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We’ve had a surprise visitor at 4am. Servants have lots of cats passing, the occasional fox, but that is the first muntjac!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky #AnimalsonCCTV
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky #AnimalsonCCTV
June 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We’ve had a surprise visitor at 4am. Servants have lots of cats passing, the occasional fox, but that is the first muntjac!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky #AnimalsonCCTV
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky #AnimalsonCCTV
The old man has given us FLEAS!!! Now I’ll have to endure the torture of having smelly, horrible and wet stuff forcefully squirted on my neck!!!! We are not amused! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
June 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The old man has given us FLEAS!!! Now I’ll have to endure the torture of having smelly, horrible and wet stuff forcefully squirted on my neck!!!! We are not amused! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Having had his supper (after loudly demanding it for 2 hours) and having to put up with my brother and me, the old man is enjoying the quiet of the garden chairs and the shade of the rhubarb.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
June 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Having had his supper (after loudly demanding it for 2 hours) and having to put up with my brother and me, the old man is enjoying the quiet of the garden chairs and the shade of the rhubarb.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
June 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is not right: my brother has the box and isn’t giving it up! I deserve it, not him…
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
June 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is not right: my brother has the box and isn’t giving it up! I deserve it, not him…
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Well that’s the old man gone and definitely doing some #Hedgewatch ing. Granted, this isn’t his best side, but it’s the one I usually see!
#CatsofBlueSky
#CatsofBlueSky
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Well that’s the old man gone and definitely doing some #Hedgewatch ing. Granted, this isn’t his best side, but it’s the one I usually see!
#CatsofBlueSky
#CatsofBlueSky
The very small servants were here. My box was decorated - I like that a lot. They liked it a lot, too.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The very small servants were here. My box was decorated - I like that a lot. They liked it a lot, too.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Friends, could I have your wisdom, please? Miss Hiss (feral) and companion are suffering with fleas. I need something that can be mixed with their food and is effective. Any recommendations?
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Friends, could I have your wisdom, please? Miss Hiss (feral) and companion are suffering with fleas. I need something that can be mixed with their food and is effective. Any recommendations?
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Ohhhh, this is just the right size box. And it’s only for me! He may look on in despair, but I’m staying in!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ohhhh, this is just the right size box. And it’s only for me! He may look on in despair, but I’m staying in!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
We just escaped having to house a mortal enemy. Apparently he had been missing for 9 months, but was chipped so was evicted into their care. I don’t know why the owners were crying!!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
We just escaped having to house a mortal enemy. Apparently he had been missing for 9 months, but was chipped so was evicted into their care. I don’t know why the owners were crying!!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
The last day of the nice, warm weather: I shall spend it in the garden, surveying my kingdom from the garden chair.
Happy Tuesday, everybody! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Happy Tuesday, everybody! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The last day of the nice, warm weather: I shall spend it in the garden, surveying my kingdom from the garden chair.
Happy Tuesday, everybody! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Happy Tuesday, everybody! #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
I am a persistent cat. One day the old man will love me, surely? He might be asleep and hasn’t noticed my sneak cuddle, yet, but one day he will just give up hissing at me… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 8, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I am a persistent cat. One day the old man will love me, surely? He might be asleep and hasn’t noticed my sneak cuddle, yet, but one day he will just give up hissing at me… #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
It’s late. And I mean late! Why is the servant not in bed?! I will have to stay up and make sure he doesn’t have any midnights snacks without me!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s late. And I mean late! Why is the servant not in bed?! I will have to stay up and make sure he doesn’t have any midnights snacks without me!
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
Yes, we are comfy there. But we’d rather be in the garden. It’s that brother of mine that is a problem: he tries to get out. Me, I’m happy just to sleep on the lawn.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
May 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Yes, we are comfy there. But we’d rather be in the garden. It’s that brother of mine that is a problem: he tries to get out. Me, I’m happy just to sleep on the lawn.
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
On this Sunday, whilst the servant is feeling delicate and yuck (because his chemo was upped), I shall again continue my quest to get the old man to admire my bottom. I have been unsuccessful for 4 years so far.
#Hedhewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedhewatch #CatsofBlueSky
April 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
On this Sunday, whilst the servant is feeling delicate and yuck (because his chemo was upped), I shall again continue my quest to get the old man to admire my bottom. I have been unsuccessful for 4 years so far.
#Hedhewatch #CatsofBlueSky
#Hedhewatch #CatsofBlueSky
I heard the servant complain that he brushed me only yesterday. I don’t think that this is an extraordinary amount of fluff….? #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky
April 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I heard the servant complain that he brushed me only yesterday. I don’t think that this is an extraordinary amount of fluff….? #Hedgewatch #CatsofBlueSky