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If this means we get a single good fucking run on ASM I'll be fine with it
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Draft Changes in total:

Spider-Man --> DC
Nightwing --> Marvel
Green Arrow --> Marvel
Ms. Marvel --> DC (for Teen Titans re-reboot)
Ghostmaker and Batman Inc. --> Marvel
Moon Knight and The Midnight Mission (ft. Tigra) --> DC

Black Adam --> Image Comics
Peni Parker --> Toei International
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If it's a Kojima Production™ or they're doing some sort of video game mixed media thing in collaboration, I will eat my own hat and then explode from hype

...I'm not sure if the end result of a collan would be good but it *would* be fascinating.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When are we getting the Girls Remix valentine's day special ft. Akiko, Nozomi, Reika, and Zenkai Magine
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
hana having to text Sakura every five minutes for the sake of her sanity as Gai, Kuroto, George, and Brain have an utterly insufferable argument about who ate who's lunch out of the group fridge

Anyways yeah it's also fucking weird there were only like. two girl villains in Outsiders
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Outsiders probably had The Most premise and then it all just sorta imploded. (the Zero-One curse)

Girls Remix seems to be taking the premise of "collections of archetypal characters in Riders doing stuff for an overarching Vauge plot with whoever we can pencil in" in its stead tho
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Gonna be honest: considering the preexisting focus on Sentai Reds as "Universe Warriors" this title makes so much more sense than "Universe Heroes"

(Also I'm a sucker for acronyms)
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's way more complicated than that tbh, but sorta yeah. It's being cancelled to make way for a sort of merger with a bunch of other toku franchises that have been collecting dust (particularly Metal Heroes) to make way for a new franchise: Universe Heroes

...it's definitely a plan!
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That's a metal backstory but it feels like they just slapped the Event on for extra flavor. Absolute waste of a historical event.

Anyways if I were to make a Tunguska-themed waifu she would be (literally) made of stone, leaking cosmic radiation, and could suplex a bear. would keep the fox ears tho
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you put me in a saw trap and asked me what her inspo was I could not possibly come up with "Tunguska Event"

There's not even a hint here, that's just a fox woman! And yeah she's cool and sexy but not in the "meteor about to fucking collide with you, leveling a forest" sorta way.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We're down, but not out

Meanwhile Britain is both down and out to the point that it's sinking into the earth's mantle
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"look, this man is a monster, he owns this fucking island, he's connected to-"

"didn't you make an entire separate earth for your weird furry eugenics experiment?"

"...that's besides the point."
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Kingpin definitely wouldn't be connected, but I have the suspicion that most of the lower-Tier Maggia/gang villains would be involved

Silvermane and Count Nefaria were absolutely on that island
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's incredible how ironclad Pietro's character trait of "he kinda sucks shit" has been. Not even one time has he been remotely cool unless they completely defang his character (see: Filmverse Quicksilver, still cool but also like. that guy is not Pietro.)
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Cal Kestis and his friends are still alive in the Sequel Trilogy but are busy living on Zeffo/Tanalore or something. Just chilling. No idea about Kylo or anything, albeit they probably fight the back end of the First Order

Rey gets really confused when they meet up during post-TROS hijinks
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Is he a LoD member? I was thinking of the classical bunch (Lex, Grodd, Cheetah, Cold, Manta, Sinestro)

but yeah, you're probably right. Also the Joker probably caused a bunch of crisies
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fridge rights for the Legion of Doom. Captain Cold is stealing everyone's cold cuts, Grodd doesn't give a shit about who owns whatever he's gonna eat (same with Lex), Sinestro's taste in food is a biohazard, and Cheetah stores raw meat in there.

Black Manta, otoh, packs his lunch to avoid this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
that experiment was: "is it possible for a show to be both gay *and* homophobic at the same time?"

One one side you have Lesbians, Akaishi's zestiness and whatever George/Olteca/Hiromi had going on.

On the other side uh. Vice. And also they locked Daiji in a closet and pushed him into the ocean.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Yeah, and to be fair we did nearly get that in canon... until it got cancelled.

(Side note: H2SH was such a poorly thought out idea that it wouldn't surprise me if they just retconned the circumstances behind the current status quo into something else. It's a shame, but it's just not worth it.)
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love this question because it unintentionally indicates that Jason is his own can of worms compared to everything else

For the sake of my own predictions: Jason either gets killed, retires to Florida and does Punisher shit, or turns into the Joker (really mean, but *really* funny on a meta level)
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM