e) are boring and hey, what ever happened to scantron sheets where you could answer and create pattern art at the same time?, f) all of the above, g) myodb?

Do you hate surveys because they a) ask too many questions, b) don't take no for an answer, c) don't come with cool prizes like a real secret decoder ring, d) don't seem to result in positive change (or even unmarked small bills)...

Well, it actually was the short comms person who created it, thinking it was fun. That person apologizes for being gross and deputizes you to come up with the campaign next year 😂