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DEI hire. Alaskan.
Took the Seattle tall ship, the Bay Lady, out VERY early this morning to escort the Norwegian vessel, Statsraad Lehmkuhl, into port for One Ocean Week. Worth the 5am alarm and frozen fingers.
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hey Juneau! Come on out tomorrow to this awesome town hall tomorrow after work - I’d love to see you there.
October 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Nothing is funnier than being a bigot and defending another bigot when you look like this. Like, if Sarah and ol’ Chaz are the superior race then we are absolutely screwed.
September 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gotta say, this is one of my all-time favorite blocks that I’ve received…
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Yo Matt Heilala, WHATS A PHYSIAN?????? #akleg

Can’t believe anybody listens to this dude about ANYTHING. Absolute, certified, GradeA LOSER.
August 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Changed my zoom name in the AK Med Board meeting to reflect my feelings since they stopped taking public comment #akleg
August 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
In case anyone is wondering what our local Alaska fascist dunce thinks about martial law… #akleg
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Helluva boat name down at Douglas Harbor
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Solid sign at the Storis commissioning today in Juneau #akleg
August 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Big ups to the Glory Hall for abandoning the majority of their “core values” this week! 🙌🏾
August 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I guess that’s a quarter-baked argument for prioritizing them over our unsheltered brothers and sisters. Good job?
July 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you can’t handle Juneau at its worst, you don’t deserve Juneau at its best
July 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Any slug enthusiasts on here? Can you tell me what’s happening in our garden?
July 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
There’s about 18 hours a year with actual “traffic” in Juneau, Alaska. And it starts at nearly 1am on July 4th.
July 4, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Don’t they know he has a crypto/virgin’s conference in Juneau to get to and doesn’t have time to waste reading this g.d. bill?!?!
July 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
George Gervin, aka the Ice Man
June 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sadly our local teenage trash bear seems to have sustained an injury and is limping around town on 3 paws today. I was already pretty worried about him because of his age and seeming high level of comfort around people. #juneau
June 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
June 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Submitted to New York without comment
May 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“I understand how the game is played… but am just REALLY bad at playing it.” - the Ballad of Jamie Allard #akleg
May 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Downtown Juneau vibes…
(Check out that sign 😂)
May 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Call me @matt.akmemo.com the way I be pretendin to be in Juneau
April 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Prob should replace it with this art to be most accurate for this legislature…
April 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s insane and uncomfortable that Allen Marine’s attorney, in a letter to CBJ, signed his letter “very truly yours.” Lock that man up and plz hire less weird lawyers.

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April 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM