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Emma 🇪🇺
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Big generator (of skeets) ((this is a yes reference))
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Online relationships are like infinite games, but no games
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:50 AM
What you call a goonkit I call a kit just a glimpse into how gooner my life has become
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Being intersex is like being infinite games but no games because wdym im a girl but also not a girl how does that work
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 AM
cassettes are so peak because I wanted to listen to one but it sounded very muffled so I was like "fuck how do you make this work again" then I took a cotton swab and just stabbed the heads of the reader with it a bunch and boom! Best sound ever!
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Merry christmas!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
faith leaves twitter, huge loss for the unemployed
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Instead of playing videogames like a plebian I make catalan turbofolk in musescore like the true barretina-wearing chad I am
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Game awards is upsetting... Silksong lost a bunch of awards to french hyperrrealistic unreal engine 5 slop and player's voice going to wuthering waves is a warcrime #hangallgamers
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
my mental economy is in free fall but it's all gucci I'll just start printing emmabucks surely nothing bad will happen
December 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
diamond is unbreakable really puts the bizarre in bizarre advenutre aye I'm binging it rn and it's so fucking weird bruh
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm not antisocial, I'm actually really good at talking with people and making friends! I'd just... rather not... bed comfee...
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don't want a blahaj anymore... I just want to be her blahaj...
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Low key want my ears cleaned with one of those cool small spoon camera thingies
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Punk people that have retained their values and escaped the chudification of becoming old have my respect (my dad failed)
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A cookie Ben and jerrys could fix me rn
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
reading machiavelli's the prince just so I can begin to compete with the level of psycopathy map gamers have (I shall beat them at their own game)
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
wait there's a 3RD ACT IN SILKSONG!?!?! I'm having trouble getting through the secnd and its almost as big as the first are they just gonna drop yet another whole hollow knight on me ;~;
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
shoutout bad hair days I fucking hate you
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Endeavour installer so good I installed it during my 1 hour lunch break and had time to start downloading some of my fav games on steam!
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Say au revoir Windows, say hello EndeavourOS!
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
my laptop just blue screened out of nowhere cus of some wifi driver issue? tf? idk but it's making me think I should also move my laptop to endeavour after I do my desktop,,, hmmmmm,,,
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Enter the gabening cube,,,
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have decided I will move to linux (when I have time) ((in winter)) (((I can't rn but I will truuust me)))
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM