Emm Vee
emmmveee.bsky.social
Emm Vee
@emmmveee.bsky.social
I can't tell you too much because of Social Media policies I'm obliged to adhere to
Absolute scum bag

Unfortunately this is why people stay with abusive partners

It's not always as simple as "Why don't they just leave?"

Deserves to rot in jail for the rest of his life then get the absolute worst of whatever comes after that
December 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*in the U.S.
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
May the odds forever be in your favour

If you don't get through, try the ibuprofen but like you would a course of antibiotics:

Three times a day for five days
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Sounds like possibly pleurisy?

Anti-inflammatories might be worth a go
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That coward is no man
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Which bit of your ribs?
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Not in the slightest!
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Fallout 4 explains the number of hours!
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What were your favourite games of the year?
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm lumping a tenner on him to score anytime now!
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
He has a great legacy at City

Yes, he could be maddening at times but even Haaland misses a few sitters
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hope you've got plenty of sugar in for all the tea twos
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Yeah, I'm tired of it now

Great guy, lovely player, cult hero and amazing hair

However, his lack of fitness is infuriating. Especially when contrasted with his ever present England availability

Time to go in the Summer in my opinion
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm sure he'll be back fit for the next international break
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This from @paulmason.bsky.social is a great line on Farage

"Racism comes in a plebeian flavour and a patrician flavour. It is so powerful that it can make people who cannot feed their kids vote for a man who goes fox hunting and wears pink corduroy trousers"
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
So many people fail to recognise how lucky they are through nothing other than sheer accident of birth

Should we, as a country, not have sent our children to the countryside during the blitz? Little fucking scroungers weren't working were they?
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
It's the most blatant "come and get me" to Saudi/Qatar I've ever seen

Only downside to it is LFC get another big wedge that they can claim funds their transfers for the next ten years

However, their talisman wanting out at the first sign of a wobble - hilarious
December 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Regardless of the whinginess of it

Who buys a house without looking in the loft?
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM