Emma B
@emmacharlton.bsky.social
In search of frizz taming products at all times
HMHB AAANFA Placename Bingo Champion 🏆
HMHB AAANFA Placename Bingo Champion 🏆
What about dick fat?
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What about dick fat?
I think she is saying she did not consent, age irrelevant
October 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I think she is saying she did not consent, age irrelevant
For some reason we say we're off to burst our zahns at bedtime, so I did know that one. Might be my most advanced phrase tbh.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
For some reason we say we're off to burst our zahns at bedtime, so I did know that one. Might be my most advanced phrase tbh.
Confess to thinking this about Evita (Madonna version) but then I settled down
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Confess to thinking this about Evita (Madonna version) but then I settled down
youtu.be/ksL_7WrhWOc
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Sesame Street - Monsterpiece Theater "Waiting for Elmo"
YouTube video by sawing14s
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
youtu.be/ksL_7WrhWOc
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Brilliant. They live among us, it's a sobering thought.
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Brilliant. They live among us, it's a sobering thought.
In other news, a completely blind man was told to "sleep on the platform" at Preston on Saturday. Why do they pretend not to know about the Conditions of Travel rules when services are cancelled - 28.2 refers? #AvantiWestCoast
October 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
In other news, a completely blind man was told to "sleep on the platform" at Preston on Saturday. Why do they pretend not to know about the Conditions of Travel rules when services are cancelled - 28.2 refers? #AvantiWestCoast
Walking about spotting nice domestic stained glass is a favourite thing.
September 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Walking about spotting nice domestic stained glass is a favourite thing.
Home bargains, where ruffles still live, but you won't be interested in them I don't suppose. It's 99p for goodness sake! Absolute scenes when I read the label.
September 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Home bargains, where ruffles still live, but you won't be interested in them I don't suppose. It's 99p for goodness sake! Absolute scenes when I read the label.
Obvs I'm not eligible on all counts, but I wd love to read such a thing, for vicarious release reasons.
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Obvs I'm not eligible on all counts, but I wd love to read such a thing, for vicarious release reasons.
Ah, my first school - so glad 😊
August 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ah, my first school - so glad 😊
Inside Out - it is almost as perfect as Alien. And now everyone knows about core memories.
August 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Inside Out - it is almost as perfect as Alien. And now everyone knows about core memories.
Nice, with a bit of material for the pedants to chew on.
August 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Nice, with a bit of material for the pedants to chew on.
Oh no the ottolenghi got dunked
August 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh no the ottolenghi got dunked
A memory of a lovely Catalan coworker unlocked, thankyou
August 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A memory of a lovely Catalan coworker unlocked, thankyou
It looks like The Thing got hold of Pingu
August 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It looks like The Thing got hold of Pingu
What are you excluding from your definition of abomination, that it doesn't also describe what dairy cheese is? Rhetorical q btw. And the really plastic dairy stuff gets called "cheese food slice". Processed food be processed.
July 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What are you excluding from your definition of abomination, that it doesn't also describe what dairy cheese is? Rhetorical q btw. And the really plastic dairy stuff gets called "cheese food slice". Processed food be processed.
Is it the mono farming that does this? Ie sheep, mono culture forestry and game birds?
July 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is it the mono farming that does this? Ie sheep, mono culture forestry and game birds?
July 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM