my sis brought a dish to a family event and was told “oh no, Bev always makes those.” and then they DID NOT SERVE MY SISTER’S FOOD. like, just left it in the kitchen when all the plates were taken to the table, and we had to sit and pretend she hadn’t brought anything as everyone’s food was praised.

TL:DR people really don’t listen to lyrics

this is also how I feel about the vast number of people who choose ‘Every breath you take’, as their wedding song, a song about stalking and one Sting later described as “sinister and ugly”. He wrote a corrective (‘If you love
somebody set them free’)!

the minute I get $1000!

for any folks out there tempted to heap doubt on/gatekeep this please know I am ALWAYS delighted to see a yellow robin and have spent countless hours watching ravens. I don’t need the swag of an endangered bird to bring me joy, but I am pleased to be part of it nonetheless

I was just telling Harry that I didn’t know what i would spend a lazy $1000 on but now I am thinking I need a stained glass of Scout dressed as a ham

this is allowed now?!

“busy women”: women who angrily told me to stop interrupting them to ask them about shoes while they were trying to work

Alongisde this, I am really not coping with the resurgence of the r-word online.

my sister and I are wearing macaroni necklaces we made ourselves. I think she might have eaten some of hers. Mine is comically long because I didn’t want to stop threading the noodles onto the string

this makes you the most popular person in front of a bowl of mixed nuts tho