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Linden
@emilytheslayer.bsky.social
Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Idk man I'm just here.
No no, let's hear him out
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Our niece interviewed at one. One of the questions was "tell me about your relationship to puzzles" and when she told us I was like "oh my god, I've been waiting my whole life for someone to ask me that"
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It was so good!
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Ok I guess there were only two
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ohhhh smart. Did Kip get rid of his too?
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I can send it to you there if that's easier
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I do not know if that link will work, because Facebook is built on a web of lies.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Glad he's ok. Hope kid shit his pants a lil
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ohmygosh HIIIIII
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This came up because a mutual friend is traveling to Chicago and the other person was like "oh it's not safe there right now" and like immediately, lol.
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is someone who has like, a full crew working for them way more often than seems reasonable. But I'm not sure who.
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Straight to jail and or execution. No mercy.
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you explain someone else's joke back to the person who made it, however, you should be punished swiftly and harshly.
October 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oh hey I heard it from my middle school.
September 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM