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Emily Riesbeck, Professional Monster
@emilyriesbeck.bsky.social
⚧️ she/her. Author: It's Your Funeral, Mountain, The Pirate and the Porcelain Girl (Out NOW!!!). Repped by Au Literary Management.

Website: https://emilyriesbeck.com/
also: EVERY TIME i order hash browns in a restaurant extra crispy, they come out "burnt but you can still see the whites of potatoes underneath" it ain't right! it ain't right!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it's wild to think about, but the fast-food "hash brown patty" might actually be the perfect form factor of hash brown. When i air fry those frozen patties they hit supremely.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
today i definitely got the taste right but the texture was all wrong: chewy, not crisp, even though the edges were getting pretty dark. It was my fault: i was making a lot and covered them to ensure they cooked through. Next attempt i will cook them longer on lower temp, uncovered.
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM