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Emily Simon
@emilyhsimon.bsky.social
Silver Jew.
Can someone find a way to get the phrase "Deep Throat Boat Hoax" into this conversation.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am not taking Miles.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yes! Who better than/for the Frozen Chosen?
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Not sure what this means, but I never would have read it had multiple people not shared it with commentary about how outrageous it was. So the outrage-provoking header got them clicks, as I'm sure it often does.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
On Facebook if I actually want people to read an article, I can't post the link. Lately I can't even say "link in comments" and put the link in the comments.🤷‍♀️
October 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sondheim.
Company.
Specifically Being Alive, spe-CIFIC-ally specifically the Raul Esparza version.

Enjoy!
October 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Happy 5th anniversary to this @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social joke.
July 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Taco Bell has nuggets, KFC has nachos...up is down, down is up, the Yum! plan for totalitarian global rule via brand integration is APACE.
May 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Now we've got a dozen baby hackers hard patching their homebrew laptops into the national intelligence database. They can't clutch their pearls about it and still feign any kind of authority. I mean...can they? I can't see it.
February 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
But...there is no way the NYT can acknowledge that this is the world they explicitly ushered in, can they?

We all knew who he was in 2015, but they still saw fit to hemorrhage thousands of words on Hillary Clinton using the wrong email address. Because "national security." (cont.)
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Wharton erasure!
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You are a wonderful writer but I can't think of anything I want less than understanding him more.
January 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The direness of our situation often tracks with how deep our American Menfolk need to go into their sports analogies, so..
🚨⚠️🚨⚠️🚨⚠️
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is what I have been doing since 2015 and it works! Godspeed and good luck.
January 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This actually literally brought bile to my throat. And here I didn't think I could still react emotionally to these people.
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spoiler alert: it's not!
December 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
I mean....honestly, no, I don't remember that, and it feels amazing.
December 22, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Please bring this to Minneapolis!
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
I worked on the Time Life CD collections, and we called them soft rock.
December 2, 2024 at 5:48 PM
And really, that's all that matters now: knowing what and who to blame.
November 19, 2024 at 1:09 PM
My entire account here is going to be my coverage of the media coverage, by which I mean the headlines I don't click on, and my angle is "nope".
November 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
My entire account here is going to be my coverage of the media coverage, by which I mean the headlines I don't click on, and my angle is "nope".
November 18, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I know I am supposed to be cool about what older actresses do to their faces because Jesus what choice do we give them, but STILL.
November 14, 2024 at 11:11 PM