Emily Horner
emilyhorner.bsky.social
Emily Horner
@emilyhorner.bsky.social
Health sciences librarian, Creative Writing/Environment MFA, Canadian in WI. More prairies, fewer police. Too hot for Granbury, TX. she/her 🌈
Incidentally, I was surprised to be completely unable to find a decent YouTube tutorial for installing aluminum weatherstripping. It was not for lack of trying that I installed it backwards the first time.
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This weekend I will seal the basement windows with weathersealing tape, and that will have to do until I can afford to replace them.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
THERE IS NO COLD AIR COMING IN OVER THE TOP OF THE DOOR.
I feel so goddamn victorious.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At the very limit of my forearm strength, I screwed in just enough screws to hold the weatherstripping solidly in place for the moment, closed the door, and...
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I wanted to give up here, because my forearms were really burning, but my stubbornness kicked in, I flipped the weatherstripping around, and I screwed it in properly this time. I was committed: I couldn't close my door until I was done.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
OK. Unscrew the screws. (I am running out of forearm strength here, standing in the open doorway, in my bare feet, in below-freezing weather. I am praying that my neighbors don't offer to help.)
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I try to trim back the vinyl - no luck there. I realize that I have installed my weatherstripping backwards.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nevertheless, the installation seems to go OK. Proud of myself, I attempt to close the door.

The door doesn't close.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Time to screw in the weatherstripping! This is not easy because I can't find the battery for my electric drill (which is also an electric screwdriver) so I am doing it by hand, and it takes some forearm muscles to successfully drive a screw directly over one's head.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
While looking for my screwdriver, I knocked over an entire box of sewing pins and cursed mightily. They remain on the carpet for the moment.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So, back to the home improvement store. Bought a hacksaw and some hacksaw blades. I learned how to use a hacksaw. I learned how to change a hacksaw blade.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(You actually need a hacksaw to cut the metal bit and good strong scissors to cut the vinyl bit, but luckily, I already had good strong scissors).
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"...But it will be a while before we get to [famous band that just had a brief, weird cameo in someone else's episode]"
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The good news is that you don't need an infrared camera to find cold spots if you can just feel the cold air coming through
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If someone is looking for something REALLY specific, and you're not just bringing up your own book every time it's even vaguely related to the question... then you are performing an Important Public Service by bringing up your own book. (But you should bring up other books as well.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You'd think it would be falsifiable because there are demonstrably nice guys who are not particularly rich or tall or attractive who have great girlfriends, but if you just assume they're all secretly cheating with the people they're actually attracted to, you can make it work!
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM