Big news, small text.

Depends on the people, to be fair.

Fridges, what's your take?

"He's too cross to say stipend."
"I'm not cross."
"You're not cross? You're poking a fire."
"I'm not poking a fire!" *visibly is poking a fire*

Wall licks back.

They recently installed automatic motion sensor activated lights in my Uni en suite, removing the option of perfectly tactile cord activation, and it has only made my life worse. It's not quite an issue for the world at large, but for me personally automatic lights in toilets have been a nemesis.

Had to look at that accounts post history, don't know who the fuck thought this was helpful in any way. It looks like it literally just goes "this post has the word Tesco in it, that must mean we should acknowledge it."

@ceri.io I hope you add this to your list of birthdays.