"Weird Al" Pastor
@emilyadler.bsky.social
full-time in urban planning/housing, online as WNBA, NCAAW, draft reporter and features writer for TheNextHoops.com // PBWA, USBWA member and voter // ✡️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
she/her
she/her
we played really well! no big scoring opportunities but definitely a lot of mildly good chances, a little disappointing we couldn't get closer on any of 'em
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
we played really well! no big scoring opportunities but definitely a lot of mildly good chances, a little disappointing we couldn't get closer on any of 'em
cant spell olive without evil o
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
cant spell olive without evil o
if this was college football, that woman would be a loss to a mediocre acc team away from being fired
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
if this was college football, that woman would be a loss to a mediocre acc team away from being fired
musclegirl hold 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
musclegirl hold 🫠
may the goddess protect all your innocent yuri followers from the incoming uterusposting
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
may the goddess protect all your innocent yuri followers from the incoming uterusposting
(I would know because I'm sobbing at how adorable the mental image is)
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
(I would know because I'm sobbing at how adorable the mental image is)
Nicole I'm sorry but this is the most blatant bit of baby fever I've seen yet and I'm frankly disappointed no one's called it out yet
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Nicole I'm sorry but this is the most blatant bit of baby fever I've seen yet and I'm frankly disappointed no one's called it out yet
*receiving
dammit
dammit
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
*receiving
dammit
dammit
gotta be a slur in there too
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
gotta be a slur in there too
if I say no, does it cancel out one yes
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
if I say no, does it cancel out one yes
was it worth knowing what that locker room smells like? who can say
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
was it worth knowing what that locker room smells like? who can say
I've found there's a certain level of Knowing How This All Works that I had to get to before it went from being completely useless knowledge to knowledge that makes watching more fun
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I've found there's a certain level of Knowing How This All Works that I had to get to before it went from being completely useless knowledge to knowledge that makes watching more fun
YOU CAN KILL A DIVISION BUT NOT AN IDEA
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
YOU CAN KILL A DIVISION BUT NOT AN IDEA
no, the bride's mom wanted to move herself to Nicole's table
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
no, the bride's mom wanted to move herself to Nicole's table
my impression was good but not great, comparatively. Nos. 6 and 32 but only three gals
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my impression was good but not great, comparatively. Nos. 6 and 32 but only three gals
the only thing this program is ever capable of is finding new and completely unexpected ways to break your heart
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the only thing this program is ever capable of is finding new and completely unexpected ways to break your heart