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Like hella gay. PhD in American Dad & Futurama. Gaymer.
While we're at it put him in Black Widow's catsuit and make him do the superhero pose when he drops down from the ceiling. Here's a mockup of what that would look like for reference...
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
While we're at it put him in Black Widow's catsuit and make him do the superhero pose when he drops down from the ceiling. Here's a mockup of what that would look like for reference...
twink boutta pounce
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
twink boutta pounce
Photos taken moments before disaster
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Photos taken moments before disaster
Grew curious and looked over my heart rate data from yesterday and this spike is from when I came down the throat of the guy blowing me under the bathroom stall 🤭
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Grew curious and looked over my heart rate data from yesterday and this spike is from when I came down the throat of the guy blowing me under the bathroom stall 🤭
woke up this morning with ✨ opinions ✨
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
woke up this morning with ✨ opinions ✨
Omgosh blessed be they replaced the slanted station benches with fully flat ones 🙌🏽
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Omgosh blessed be they replaced the slanted station benches with fully flat ones 🙌🏽
Do I qualify for adoption?
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Do I qualify for adoption?
me when i'm in a dry spell
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me when i'm in a dry spell
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*hits a curb after buying this* Oopsie!
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*hits a curb after buying this* Oopsie!
It’s my husband’s birthday and I made him his favorite, flan 🍮, but enough about him here’s me with my work
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s my husband’s birthday and I made him his favorite, flan 🍮, but enough about him here’s me with my work
sorry but i took some liberties...
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sorry but i took some liberties...
First gooning Mayor of New York Zohran ‘Gooner’ Mamdani
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
First gooning Mayor of New York Zohran ‘Gooner’ Mamdani
yo is Thomas Sanders hot now??
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yo is Thomas Sanders hot now??
and one more thing fuck this brownie pan in particular
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
and one more thing fuck this brownie pan in particular
Tip Tuesday? How about a tip from this morning?
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Tip Tuesday? How about a tip from this morning?
In honor of SeatGuru shutting down after 25 years, let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for the loss of Tom S. and his review of First Class seat 2A 😔
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In honor of SeatGuru shutting down after 25 years, let us bow our heads in a moment of silence for the loss of Tom S. and his review of First Class seat 2A 😔
good morning i made brownies
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
good morning i made brownies
do you stand around like this or are you straight
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
do you stand around like this or are you straight
"wet"
indeed i am, joshua...
indeed i am, joshua...
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"wet"
indeed i am, joshua...
indeed i am, joshua...
Might be taking a cruise in April and started to peruse new swim attire and some of the photos in the reviews are...well... 🫦
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Might be taking a cruise in April and started to peruse new swim attire and some of the photos in the reviews are...well... 🫦