EMMANUEL-SELQUE
emetclone.bsky.social
EMMANUEL-SELQUE
@emetclone.bsky.social
PRAY WE HAVE ANOTHER REJOINING!
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// I guess i should make a pin tweet first:

Hi, I am Xio, this is a parody account
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Clone Emet? How about you're dead?
I'll drag you right byyyyy your cloak
August 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Driving in my carriage after some wine, hey that looks like an ascian swine,
August 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
// Had a very silly idea.

Please describe your ships in Chuck Tingle style titles.
May 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
// My Thancred alt ended up weirdly looking very vampire-esque so now I am half tempted to make a Vampire Thancred RP account.
May 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Emet-Selch showing hole
May 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You are all so mean to me.
April 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
My pull out game is weak, but you know what's strong? My balls.
April 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.
April 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
TELL ME YOUR WOLF NAME. I AM MAGIC TEMPTRESS.
April 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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//Here, have a very low effort meme
April 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
// I think I ran out of funny, it's sleep time
April 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Winner?
Dinner.
Aw, you're no fun.

(Shoots a rabbit instead.)
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Aw, you're no fun.

(Shoots a rabbit instead.)
I'm going to be completely transparent with you. You aren't mine so I could Not care less.
(Pointing it at himself.)

But I can permanently change the course of your life.
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
(Pointing it at himself.)

But I can permanently change the course of your life.
Jokes on you, I'm not scared of dying anymore!
(Takes out gun.)
April 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
(Takes out gun.)
The number of Emets around almost makes me nervous if it weren't for the fact that one is as tame as a puppy and one is wrapped around my finger.
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Like what?
What? No! Just do something else.
But then I have no purpose!

Should I remove my life?
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
But then I have no purpose!

Should I remove my life?
No no. Bad emet. We don’t do that anymore.

Down, boy.
Am I not the perfect creation? We shall rejoin the worlds together:)
April 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Am I not the perfect creation? We shall rejoin the worlds together:)
…. I see.
I can also turn my head 360°.
April 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am like a doll. No dick, no balls, no clit, but six toes on each foot.
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I can also turn my head 360°.
Oh for fucks sake…
Well, I assume I was meant to be like this, because I am the only clone that survived, after all.
April 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I have lived a thousand, thousand weeks. I have broken bones, fought monsters, grown ill, grown tired. Adopted children and yes, welcomed death's sweet embrace on multiple occasions to no avail. For what feels like eons I have observed the Emets and found them WANTING.
April 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well, I assume I was meant to be like this, because I am the only clone that survived, after all.
……. What….?
No, I was meant to be like this.
April 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
//You can tell this creature was created by Amon/Fandaniel
April 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No, I was meant to be like this.
….. maybe get that checked out.
I am boiling in my own skin.
April 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I am boiling in my own skin.
April 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM