Emery
@emeryemery.bsky.social
Depending on how you found me: I'm sorry, or you're welcome! NSFW images will be appropriately labeled. (He pronouns)
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Emery
@emeryemery.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Research shows that your heart may grow up to three sizes after following me.
I keep stopping scrolling to watch that twink blacksmith who keeps appearing on my feed on another site 😳
December 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I keep stopping scrolling to watch that twink blacksmith who keeps appearing on my feed on another site 😳
Diddy Kong Racing 2: Dixie Wrecked
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Diddy Kong Racing 2: Dixie Wrecked
If anyone wants to smell my hand, I still have some perfume with a cave essence on it from earlier. (I've been getting a lot of interesting visitors at work lately.)
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If anyone wants to smell my hand, I still have some perfume with a cave essence on it from earlier. (I've been getting a lot of interesting visitors at work lately.)
Windows Search Indexer is using most of my CPU, and the graphics are glitching. Is some AI grabber scheme about to kill my computer? 😭
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Windows Search Indexer is using most of my CPU, and the graphics are glitching. Is some AI grabber scheme about to kill my computer? 😭
Yesterday: "I'm almost caught up! 7 of 8 bowls are clean even!"
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yesterday: "I'm almost caught up! 7 of 8 bowls are clean even!"
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
Today: "Is every dish that I own in the sink now?"
(This is my least favorite chore, diametrically opposed to laundry.)
It's so cold I went out with 4 tops and 3 bottoms!
It's so cold I went out with 3 tops and 3 bottoms!
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's so cold I went out with 4 tops and 3 bottoms!
I slept well (Fitbit score 89, as opposed to 63 the night before), and my throat is better, so hopefully I'll be less grouchy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I slept well (Fitbit score 89, as opposed to 63 the night before), and my throat is better, so hopefully I'll be less grouchy.
I've been sick. I slept poorly. Thank you for bearing with me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've been sick. I slept poorly. Thank you for bearing with me.
I've ordered a bunch of underwear, and there's been a delay in shipping.
a cartoon of grinch standing on top of a snow covered cliff
Alt: A cartoon of The Grinch impatiently tapping his fingers at the edge of a cliff.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I've ordered a bunch of underwear, and there's been a delay in shipping.
Frighteningly, I'm now on day 32.
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Frighteningly, I'm now on day 32.
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
All-Nut November is a success 🎉🎊🥳
I got this as a gift a while back! It smells great! Bonus pic in comments.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I got this as a gift a while back! It smells great! Bonus pic in comments.
On this date 5 years ago:
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On this date 5 years ago:
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
November 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In lighter news, I just made a silly graph in order to respond to a message on a Discord that I'm in, only to realize that the conversation already ended 2 days ago. 🦗 (I can't let it go to waste.)
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been trying so hard to carry on, and I know I shouldn't still be anxious (because that's how they want me), but my obsessive mind is not cut out for this.
12 of 13 so far!
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
12 of 13 so far!
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Actually it was "suffers and fails", and I don't think the "suffers" part sank in initially. The level of malice is really hard for me to handle.
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Someone said they hope I fail in everything I do, so that's not fun.
There's a thing going around for "Oldest selfie on your phone." By one definition, it's this one from 2016.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
There's a thing going around for "Oldest selfie on your phone." By one definition, it's this one from 2016.
The first time I saw these Dua Lipa prints, I thought they were silly. The second time, I thought that they were the best thing ever! And I guess I made a trip to Denver just to be the receptionist at an open house in the office building where they hang in a hallway 😛
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The first time I saw these Dua Lipa prints, I thought they were silly. The second time, I thought that they were the best thing ever! And I guess I made a trip to Denver just to be the receptionist at an open house in the office building where they hang in a hallway 😛
Aggressively eating a popsicle again like that pic of Jonathan Bailey
aggressively eating popsicles
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Aggressively eating a popsicle again like that pic of Jonathan Bailey
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm thinking about doing All-Nut November again.
Despite being asked several times (including for an actual Halloween party), I didn't end up with any costumes this year. However, I accidentally approached Jediwear a few days ago.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Despite being asked several times (including for an actual Halloween party), I didn't end up with any costumes this year. However, I accidentally approached Jediwear a few days ago.
