Emerson Collins
@emersoncollins.bsky.social
Producer/Actor/Dandy 🏳️🌈
Planning to be sillier & gayer this time.
📺BRAVO’s The People’s Couch, RENT: LIVE
🎥producer: A Very Sordid Wedding, Southern Baptist Sissies.
www.emersoncollins.com
IG: emersoncollins
Planning to be sillier & gayer this time.
📺BRAVO’s The People’s Couch, RENT: LIVE
🎥producer: A Very Sordid Wedding, Southern Baptist Sissies.
www.emersoncollins.com
IG: emersoncollins
Now seated for Zootopia 2!
(Should have been ZooTwopia)
(Should have been ZooTwopia)
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Now seated for Zootopia 2!
(Should have been ZooTwopia)
(Should have been ZooTwopia)
First holiday watch: JINGLE BELL HEIST
• Genuinely fantastic! (And not in the “for a holiday movie” way.)
• Great turn in the climax
• adorable chemistry
• could’ve used more Lucy Punch
• love the inherent criticism of the healthcare system
• universal appeal, fully recommend!
Have you seen it??
• Genuinely fantastic! (And not in the “for a holiday movie” way.)
• Great turn in the climax
• adorable chemistry
• could’ve used more Lucy Punch
• love the inherent criticism of the healthcare system
• universal appeal, fully recommend!
Have you seen it??
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First holiday watch: JINGLE BELL HEIST
• Genuinely fantastic! (And not in the “for a holiday movie” way.)
• Great turn in the climax
• adorable chemistry
• could’ve used more Lucy Punch
• love the inherent criticism of the healthcare system
• universal appeal, fully recommend!
Have you seen it??
• Genuinely fantastic! (And not in the “for a holiday movie” way.)
• Great turn in the climax
• adorable chemistry
• could’ve used more Lucy Punch
• love the inherent criticism of the healthcare system
• universal appeal, fully recommend!
Have you seen it??
RIP TOM STOPPARD.
One of the great geniuses of modern playwriting. Travesties, The Real Thing, Arcadia. Shakespeare in Love. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead is still on my bucket list.
But for me, The Invention of Love was life-changing.
One of the great geniuses of modern playwriting. Travesties, The Real Thing, Arcadia. Shakespeare in Love. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead is still on my bucket list.
But for me, The Invention of Love was life-changing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
RIP TOM STOPPARD.
One of the great geniuses of modern playwriting. Travesties, The Real Thing, Arcadia. Shakespeare in Love. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead is still on my bucket list.
But for me, The Invention of Love was life-changing.
One of the great geniuses of modern playwriting. Travesties, The Real Thing, Arcadia. Shakespeare in Love. Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead is still on my bucket list.
But for me, The Invention of Love was life-changing.
Went to three LA valley Targets this afternoon.
It felt like I was living some version of “A Target Christmas Carol” where the past, present and future visitors were instead the ghosts of Target Van Nuys, Target 170 and Target Burbank Airport.
It felt like I was living some version of “A Target Christmas Carol” where the past, present and future visitors were instead the ghosts of Target Van Nuys, Target 170 and Target Burbank Airport.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Went to three LA valley Targets this afternoon.
It felt like I was living some version of “A Target Christmas Carol” where the past, present and future visitors were instead the ghosts of Target Van Nuys, Target 170 and Target Burbank Airport.
It felt like I was living some version of “A Target Christmas Carol” where the past, present and future visitors were instead the ghosts of Target Van Nuys, Target 170 and Target Burbank Airport.
Self-control is deleting all of the Black Friday emails from gay underwear and swimwear brands without opening them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Self-control is deleting all of the Black Friday emails from gay underwear and swimwear brands without opening them.
I changed to the 24 hour Christmas music radio station in my car this morning with such glee!
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I changed to the 24 hour Christmas music radio station in my car this morning with such glee!
The most important dish at our Thanksgiving table:
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The most important dish at our Thanksgiving table:
My aunt took a dump in the family Thanksgiving gratitude chat, and the responses are really running the full range.
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My aunt took a dump in the family Thanksgiving gratitude chat, and the responses are really running the full range.
Walked in for Thanksgiving lunch and the story began with “Well, I picked up the FIRST turkey at 2pm yesterday…”
and we are off and running! 🤣🦃
and we are off and running! 🤣🦃
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Walked in for Thanksgiving lunch and the story began with “Well, I picked up the FIRST turkey at 2pm yesterday…”
and we are off and running! 🤣🦃
and we are off and running! 🤣🦃
Almost time for the unironic watch of Idina Menzel’s queer Thanksgiving anthem “At This Table.”
(Accompanied by definitely ironic interpretative dance complete with napkin-ography.)
(Accompanied by definitely ironic interpretative dance complete with napkin-ography.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Almost time for the unironic watch of Idina Menzel’s queer Thanksgiving anthem “At This Table.”
(Accompanied by definitely ironic interpretative dance complete with napkin-ography.)
(Accompanied by definitely ironic interpretative dance complete with napkin-ography.)
Remember, at Thanksgiving, if it’s in a Pyrex dish, it’s dressing.
If it’s in your hole, it’s stuffing.
If it’s in your hole, it’s stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Remember, at Thanksgiving, if it’s in a Pyrex dish, it’s dressing.
If it’s in your hole, it’s stuffing.
If it’s in your hole, it’s stuffing.
Future possible Oscar winner Teyana Taylor lip syncing dressed as a mop.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Future possible Oscar winner Teyana Taylor lip syncing dressed as a mop.
What…what is a “Mr. Fantasy”?!?
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What…what is a “Mr. Fantasy”?!?
Aw, Conan Gray is adorable. Cute little booted parade outfit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Aw, Conan Gray is adorable. Cute little booted parade outfit.
Jonathan Groff is just such a glorious performer. Truly and effortlessly joyful.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Jonathan Groff is just such a glorious performer. Truly and effortlessly joyful.
Love that the Ragtime cast and performance feels like a challenge to the sad MAGA world.
Josh Henry and Nichelle Lewis joyfully proclaiming Wheels of a Dream into the full cast declaring “an era exploding, a century spinning” - ABSOLUTELY!
Josh Henry and Nichelle Lewis joyfully proclaiming Wheels of a Dream into the full cast declaring “an era exploding, a century spinning” - ABSOLUTELY!
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Love that the Ragtime cast and performance feels like a challenge to the sad MAGA world.
Josh Henry and Nichelle Lewis joyfully proclaiming Wheels of a Dream into the full cast declaring “an era exploding, a century spinning” - ABSOLUTELY!
Josh Henry and Nichelle Lewis joyfully proclaiming Wheels of a Dream into the full cast declaring “an era exploding, a century spinning” - ABSOLUTELY!
West Coast so yes I’m watching the Macy’s Parade three hours late!
Come on Cynthia destroying the opening even while still being so sick.
Love a power lesbian burgandy moment!
Come on Cynthia destroying the opening even while still being so sick.
Love a power lesbian burgandy moment!
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
West Coast so yes I’m watching the Macy’s Parade three hours late!
Come on Cynthia destroying the opening even while still being so sick.
Love a power lesbian burgandy moment!
Come on Cynthia destroying the opening even while still being so sick.
Love a power lesbian burgandy moment!
I am CACKLING at the current Mormon Wives Jessi/Demi MomTok back and forth unhinged unraveling!!
It’s getting me through this day (and Jessi is destroying her!)
It’s getting me through this day (and Jessi is destroying her!)
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am CACKLING at the current Mormon Wives Jessi/Demi MomTok back and forth unhinged unraveling!!
It’s getting me through this day (and Jessi is destroying her!)
It’s getting me through this day (and Jessi is destroying her!)
I had a busy week and weekend, so I’m just now finally caught up and ready to weigh in super late with hot takes on the RHOC Reunion finale and Wicked For Good!
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I had a busy week and weekend, so I’m just now finally caught up and ready to weigh in super late with hot takes on the RHOC Reunion finale and Wicked For Good!
FINALLY had my first free moment to see Wicked For Good this morning, Sunday 11AM, and since theatre is my church, it seemed right.
So many thoughts, lots of feelings, but what an experience! 💚💗
So many thoughts, lots of feelings, but what an experience! 💚💗
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
FINALLY had my first free moment to see Wicked For Good this morning, Sunday 11AM, and since theatre is my church, it seemed right.
So many thoughts, lots of feelings, but what an experience! 💚💗
So many thoughts, lots of feelings, but what an experience! 💚💗
Driving back from a 40th birthday getaway on the way to a wedding rehearsal before the rehearsal dinner while sending out Christmas party invites and helping (a tiny bit) with planning an engagement party.
Beyond thrilled to be celebrating with people I love, just an amusing logistics-filled day!
Beyond thrilled to be celebrating with people I love, just an amusing logistics-filled day!
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Driving back from a 40th birthday getaway on the way to a wedding rehearsal before the rehearsal dinner while sending out Christmas party invites and helping (a tiny bit) with planning an engagement party.
Beyond thrilled to be celebrating with people I love, just an amusing logistics-filled day!
Beyond thrilled to be celebrating with people I love, just an amusing logistics-filled day!
Few things feel as judgmental as the automatic light going off in a public bathroom while you’re still…seated.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Few things feel as judgmental as the automatic light going off in a public bathroom while you’re still…seated.
At a quaint little inn bar in wine country and a woman just walked in with a toddler in her arms, and the opportunity to say this line, entirely too loudly, is the fulfillment of a lifelong dream!
a woman in a red dress says " you have a baby ... in a bar " .
ALT: a woman in a red dress says " you have a baby ... in a bar " .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
At a quaint little inn bar in wine country and a woman just walked in with a toddler in her arms, and the opportunity to say this line, entirely too loudly, is the fulfillment of a lifelong dream!
Watching Guided By Lightning on Netflix, and after seeing her in Oh, Mary! it also has me convinced that Betty Gilpin should play every First Lady.
Up next: Mamie Eisenhower and Hannah Van Buren
Up next: Mamie Eisenhower and Hannah Van Buren
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Watching Guided By Lightning on Netflix, and after seeing her in Oh, Mary! it also has me convinced that Betty Gilpin should play every First Lady.
Up next: Mamie Eisenhower and Hannah Van Buren
Up next: Mamie Eisenhower and Hannah Van Buren
My controversial Wicked For Good take is that (too) many of these pink and green ensembles assembled for these early screenings look an absolute damn mess.
(And I normally love a nonsense outfit!)
(And I normally love a nonsense outfit!)
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My controversial Wicked For Good take is that (too) many of these pink and green ensembles assembled for these early screenings look an absolute damn mess.
(And I normally love a nonsense outfit!)
(And I normally love a nonsense outfit!)