Emerald May (Southeast Michigan based PROvider & PROfessional)
emeraldmay-of-mi.bsky.social
Emerald May (Southeast Michigan based PROvider & PROfessional)
@emeraldmay-of-mi.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/tripandfallwithme?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=8ad0a330-3cb6-4544-8d7c-44b741d13c86

Provider, companion, Escort, Working girl…. Ya know.

Intellectual (some simply call it “nerdy”)
I love diversity and speak fluent Tibetan. 🫶
I’ve heard it’s actually not “normal” to not have “intrusive thoughts”, so I’ve been reading on it and wondering what’s wrong with me? Why don’t I have these weird thoughts of driving off a cliff, out of nowhere etc.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Charging my sex toys and legitimately don’t have enough outlets 😆
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Thank you B! For taking me to see Stevie! And buying Allllll of the merch lmao. So much fun. 🖤
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🐪🐫💖
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man I just had a random craving for a Choco taco. Do those even exist anymore?
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m just gonna throw this out in the world; if there’s any magical person who’d like to take me to see Stevie Nicks Tuesday evening 🥹🥲💓 or at least fund my ticket, to go solo to see my lady. My goals 🖤🤍💜 it would complete me as a human. I’d go into oblivion of happiness. 🔮
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Come start the week off with me (:
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Never thought I’d see the day I spent 600 dollars on a curling iron. This thing better be a magic wand for real.

Also, have the vacuum brands always made hair devices also or have I been living under a rock?
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Everytime I’m done with a sexting sesh, not only am I like…damn I’m really good at that stuff. I’m also like wait why the heck was I so into that like 🥵💦 literally….just an interesting observation about myself.
September 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
💛 hi
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
For the ones that know I have stupid, inconvenient availability Mondays through Thursdays for the most part, I am just hanging out and available much earlier than usual. Shoot me a text 💖
September 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ok I might make Minneapolis my home away from home. It’s just like home but….better (:
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Okayyyy September. Hi
September 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Genuinely though,why would anyone choose to have read receipts on? That’s kind of fucked up if you think about it.
August 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s definitely finally dog walking weather
August 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Life is cute
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oh my goodness! Who did this?!!! Thank you!! So much. It’s a perfect array. I love you, mystery person! lol
August 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Driving back and forth from Detroit to Toledo is working out well so far (: instead of just staying there multiple nights in a row, I’ve gotten to accommodate my people here and some new friends there! And take care of my dog recovering from an injury. I’m glad this worked out. I love you guys!
August 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Haven’t wished yall happy hump day in a while so here (:
August 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gosh I’m such a mom…or a healthcare provider…or…ok maybe it’s normal womanly instinct ways. I just hope it isn’t annoying that I care for “clients” I see more than just what they come to see me for. I’m sure we all do. Right? This was just a funny thought to think back on.
August 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Emerald May (Southeast Michigan based PROvider & PROfessional)
Visa and Mastercard released their public statements on censorship!

Visa and Mastercard are pretending they don't make any judgments on legal purchases, but Collective Shout CLEARLY told us they successfully pressured payment processors.

KEEP CALLING! IT'S WORKING!
August 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If these sex dreams don’t stop, I’ll either have to…sleep more or worse…get house dick…I mean….date. lol 😅
August 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
RIP Ozzy 🖤
July 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Available for early morning before you go to work today (;;; finally!! I hope one of you lovlies sees this. 💖
July 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM