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Megan Christopher
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Writer. Artist. Crafter. Geek. YOU’LL NEVER SEE ME NAKED cartoonist and dog mom who also happens to have a cat and ADHD. (she/her/they)

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Started watching the Lower Decks episode of Dropout’s Dirty Laundry, and had to sketch the expression Tawny Newsome made when she was accused of writing a college essay about Avril Lavigne.

I haven’t sketched in Procreate in a while, it’s different than I’m used to. Ended up kinda pastel-y.
Digital pencil sketch in light brown of actress Tawny Newsome. She’s giving side-eye to someone who suggested she might have written a college entrance essay about Avril Lavigne.
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Power has been glitching all day, but aside from repeatedly killing my computer, the wind hasn’t done any damage here. Still, the wind is howling and things are burning.

Have a pic of the Muppet in her new hoodie in these trying times:
Adorable scruffy dog with the best ears sits on a couch wearing a sea green hoodie. She is very cosy.
January 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Construction went pretty smoothly thanks to my Hoto electronic screwdriver (I love this thing so much) and deconstruction of the old tree was easier than I anticipated.

Tenant has accepted it as a new place to eat, but hasn’t officially moved in.
Photo of a newly constructed Archie & Oscar Kimmel 58" Cat Condo in the corner of an apartment. It has a cabinet at the bottom, a middle tier with a scratching post, a cube with a round opening above that, and a top platform with a plush mat for lounging. The cat is conspicuously absent.
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Um… At least it had a happy ending?
Screen cap of the movie poster for Apollo 13 with the summary: NASA must devise a strategy to return Apollo 13 to Earth safely after the spacecraft undergoes massive internal damage putting the lives of the three astronauts on board in jeopardy.
January 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Oh yeah, this is happening.
Photo of a black cat coming out from behind a large cardboard box. The box shows a diagram for a cat tree/condo.
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Now with correct spelling!
A digital drawing designed to look like a cross stitch pattern with the words, ‘Sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn’t an egg’ with an image of a banana and an egg in the lower right corner.
January 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I felt inspired.
A digital drawing made to look like a pale pink cross stitched throw pillow with the words, ‘Sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn’t an egg’ on it. There’s a cross stitch style banana and egg in the lower right corner.
January 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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This project reminded me that I have low tolerance for letting paint dry, but it’s done! A detachable ‘guard rail’ for my desk so the Muppet’s bed stays tucked in. It’s affixed with Velcro strips so I can remove it if necessary.

Nebula is currently afraid of it.
The ‘before’ photo of a black laminate desk with one metal leg piece. A grey dog bed is wedged on the floor underneath. The ‘after’ photo of the desk now with a black-painted 2x4 piece of wood affixed length wise to the bottom of the desk so that the grey dog bed is tucked in.
December 31, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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A simple #DIY project - I decided to put up hooks in my kitchen to take some of the burden off my coatrack.

I painted six white Command hooks with acrylics and a coat of varnish. It required a lot of coats and I wasn’t very patient about it, but they turned out well.
Six oval Command hooks painted in a rainbow of colors and arranged on a white wall in two rows staggered every couple of inches. A wider view of the six hooks on the wall between a door and a coatrack. A photo of the hooks in use with hats, coats, leashes, and bags hanging from them.
December 28, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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My favorite sketchbook program has been fritzing on me a lot recently, so I only managed to get one half of the Science Besties before it glitched.
Digital pencil sketch of Vulcan T’Lyn from Star Trek: Lower Decks in an anime pose from the series finale.
December 26, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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The Muppet got a Christmas Eve pup cup. I was trying to get a photo with the maximum amount of whipped cream beard, but these are all great.
A scruffy tan and black pup with bright brown eyes shows off her pink tongue as she licks whipped cream from her muzzle. A scruffy tan and black dog, lying down like the good girl she is, looks up and to the left, showing her profile and the bits of whipped cream in her beard. An adorable scruffy tan and black dog looks at the camera from her position lying on the ground. She looks like she’s smiling, showing off little white teeth and bits of whipped cream in her beard. A very good girl looks up, waiting patiently for the rest of her pup cup, a fringe of whipped cream trapped in her scruffy beard.
December 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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I hope no one’s expecting anything of me right this moment.
An overhead photograph of an adorable, scruffy puppy snuggled up against the photographer’s leg.
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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Good news! The Muppet remains adorable.
Photo of an adorably scruffy Muppet-esque dog lying on a sofa looking quizzically at the camera. She has the best ears in the business.
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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She lives!

My knees will be pissed in the morning, but she lives.
Photo of a freshly constructed black printer caddy with three drawers on the left. A printer has been set on top and a paper shredder sits in the nook below.
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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My first time getting to use this bad boy. Gonna build a cabinet!
Photo of a hand holding an electronic screwdriver in front of boards and screws laid out on a yoga mat.
November 17, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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Here are the final pages of Very Important People S1 sketches - featuring Anna Garcia, Ify Nwadiwe, Josh Reuben, Lisa Gilroy, Jacob Wysocki, Kimia Behpoornia, Zac Oyama, Oscar Montoya, Jiavani, Isabella Roland, Brian David Gilbert, Ross Bryant, Rashawn Scott, Ally Beardsley & Brennan Lee Mulligan.
Digital pencil sketches of characters from Season 1 of Dropout TV’s Very Important People. Featuring Anna Garcia as European pop star Princess Emily, Ify Nwadiwe as purple alien Denzel, Josh Reuben as ventriloquist Kepl (and his puppet Dr. Milk), Lisa Gilroy as Vic’s Nana, Jacob Wysocki and Kimia Behpoornia as Zonton de la Doll and Marionette Conqui, French dolls come to life, and Zac Oyama as bulked positivity guru Tommy Shriggly. Digital pencil sketches of characters from Season 1 of Dropout TV’s Very Important People. Featuring Oscar Montoya and Jiavani as married authors Jasper and Casper, Isabella Roland as toddler pageant queen Leighanna-Jean Gruthers, Brian David Gilbert as aspiring mad scientist Dr. Avery Goodman, Ross Bryant and Rashawn Scott as Satanic youth pastors Lucian Azazoth and Martha Tops, Ally Beardsley as Pig #2 & Brennan Lee Mulligan as Augbert.
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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I finally finished my S1 Very Important People sketches with the mysterious Augbert:
Digital pencil sketch in shades of brown depicting Brennan Lee Mulligan as ‘Augbert’ from Season 1 of Dropout TV’s Very Important People. Augbert looks caveman-ish with long hair and a bushy beard. Is he from the mountains? Or an alternate dream dimension? Or Canada?
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Down, down, down the road, down the Witches’ Road… #AgathaAllAlong #wip
Digital pencil portrait in blue of Joe Locke as Teen/Billy from Agatha All Along. The sketch is a work in progress, with hints of other figures to come.
November 11, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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From last year’s Drawlloween - I was so proud of this one, I still don’t believe I actually drew it.
Digital art of a weary skeleton holding an orange mug with ‘Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my pumpkin spice latte’ on it.
October 31, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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If you see this, post something purple 🔮
Graphic design on a purple background of the words, ‘Mythology is Pop Culture That Outlives Its Audience’
October 27, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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Here’s my Valkyrie, helping me explore a dungeon in Pathfinder.
A black cat (pantera domesticus) stretches out on a desk in front of an open laptop.
October 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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They’re not much to look at, but they taste damn good. Popped one in the freezer and thinking of what to do differently next time.
Photo of two golden-colored cappuccino chip loaf cakes on a cooling rack. They look thoroughly unimpressive but fast good!
October 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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It’s Ace Week! Do your asexual friends a favor and don’t be one of these people:
A digital cartoon panel in shades of grey with accents of purple. The caption at the top says, “Shit People Say to Asexuals”. Below that is a disagreeable looking man in a suit with his arms crossed petulantly who says, “You know that’s not really a thing, right?” The artist, a woman with short hair wearing a purple t-shirt stands next to him with a hand on her hip and replies, “Well, thank goodness you said something before my complete lack of sexual attraction got out of hand.” A digital cartoon panel in shades of grey with accents of purple. An elderly woman with short white hair, wearing a turtleneck, pats the artist, a woman with short hair wearing a purple t-shirt, and says, “You just haven’t met the right person yet, dear.” The artist stands with a hand on her hip and replies, “Oh yeah? I’m 37, what the fuck is taking them so long?” A digital cartoon panel in shades of grey with accents of purple. A large bearded man who appears to be laughing at his own joke says, “Does that mean you reproduce by mitosis?” The artist, a woman with short hair wearing a purple tshirt stands next to him with a hand on her hip and replies, “You’re the guy that tells cashiers if it doesn’t scan it must be free, aren’t you?” A digital cartoon panel in shades of grey with accents of purple. A preppy man in aviator sunglasses makes a finger guns gesture at the artist, a woman with short hair wearing a purple t-shirt, as he says, “You just need to get laid. I can help with that.” With a hand on her hip the artist replies, “I’m sorry, was this supposed to make me want to have sex?”
October 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Gotta finish my S1 Very Important People portraits before S2 drops, so here are every’s favorite Satanic youth pastors, Martha Tops and Lucian Azethothe.
Digital pencil sketch in black and white featuring Rashawn Nadine Scott as Martha Tops and Ross Bryant as Lucian Azethothe from Dropout’s Very Important People. They are dressed like a nun and a priest respectively, but are covered in tattoos and piercings. Martha’s black lipstick matches Lucian’s spiky black hair, and they are both reaching out with clawed hands as if casting a spell or trying to steal your soul. You know, normal youth pastor things.
October 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Reminder that there’s a setting under accessibility that will prevent you from posting pictures without adding alt text, and adding alt text benefits everyone. (Keywords in alt text appear in searches!)
Screenshot of the Accessibility Settings page of the Bluesky app showing that the ‘Require alt text before posting’ setting is switched on.
October 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM