Ah, another opportunity to post my old homage to the Twitter Fail Whale and the greatest news event ever. Excellent.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ah, another opportunity to post my old homage to the Twitter Fail Whale and the greatest news event ever. Excellent.
She’s so adorably chatty (sound up, natch)
October 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
She’s so adorably chatty (sound up, natch)
Never ever ever scroll to the beginning of your App Store purchase history if you don’t want to feel ancient
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Never ever ever scroll to the beginning of your App Store purchase history if you don’t want to feel ancient
OMG. She won’t hd still long enough to get good photos, but Scarlett has four perfect litter-socks.
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OMG. She won’t hd still long enough to get good photos, but Scarlett has four perfect litter-socks.
Oh god oh god… she’s got the taste for people now…
September 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh god oh god… she’s got the taste for people now…
Trapped by ferocious couch panther.
It’s what I get for wandering into her habitat…
It’s what I get for wandering into her habitat…
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trapped by ferocious couch panther.
It’s what I get for wandering into her habitat…
It’s what I get for wandering into her habitat…
I *knew* Trump’s slack, dead-eyed stare reminded me of something…
June 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I *knew* Trump’s slack, dead-eyed stare reminded me of something…
Okay, this quote from Elon in the Wired piece... real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy.
In other news, I think I'm on track to getting my perpetual motion generator working. Just thermodynamics limited.
www.wired.com/story/theres...
In other news, I think I'm on track to getting my perpetual motion generator working. Just thermodynamics limited.
www.wired.com/story/theres...
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Okay, this quote from Elon in the Wired piece... real "draw the rest of the fucking owl" energy.
In other news, I think I'm on track to getting my perpetual motion generator working. Just thermodynamics limited.
www.wired.com/story/theres...
In other news, I think I'm on track to getting my perpetual motion generator working. Just thermodynamics limited.
www.wired.com/story/theres...
The average American has three friends. They’re just out of frame, laughing too.
May 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The average American has three friends. They’re just out of frame, laughing too.
The Trump administration continues its tireless work resolving all the hard issues. Like shower heads.
April 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The Trump administration continues its tireless work resolving all the hard issues. Like shower heads.
First there were sandworms, then there were graboids, now there are blanket-cats…
March 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
First there were sandworms, then there were graboids, now there are blanket-cats…
Always knew Elon was a bratty bottom.
February 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Always knew Elon was a bratty bottom.
Portland has the Ban Roll-On Building (Seattle has one too…)
December 24, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Portland has the Ban Roll-On Building (Seattle has one too…)
December 21, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I see your North by Northwest and raise you Some Like it Hot
December 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I see your North by Northwest and raise you Some Like it Hot
Someone got their nails did. Someone was not happy about it.
December 7, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Someone got their nails did. Someone was not happy about it.
Send help — trapped in bed by a panther.
She may be smol, but she looks hungy…
She may be smol, but she looks hungy…
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Send help — trapped in bed by a panther.
She may be smol, but she looks hungy…
She may be smol, but she looks hungy…
Lucked out! Had to go to the old place one last time, and there it was on the doorstep.
November 2, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Lucked out! Had to go to the old place one last time, and there it was on the doorstep.
