EmbraceTheBald
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Can’t I live while I’m young?
Can’t I live while I’m young?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Hides the sauna boners with the boys
February 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hides the sauna boners with the boys
First and only state to make an official contract with ICE, and the first state to incorporate the use of AI into state government…anyone on your staff able to read the room Maura?
February 16, 2026 at 5:56 PM
First and only state to make an official contract with ICE, and the first state to incorporate the use of AI into state government…anyone on your staff able to read the room Maura?
*Burden of proof*
February 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
*Burden of proof*
Your Dad should absolutely have to push you down with one foot on your ass, hands in pockets…
February 13, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Your Dad should absolutely have to push you down with one foot on your ass, hands in pockets…
Can’t believe there’s a second incorrect way to say the name of that nut
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Can’t believe there’s a second incorrect way to say the name of that nut
The Court that exists only to protect Pedophiles and Corporations
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Court that exists only to protect Pedophiles and Corporations
Have they checked the local ICE detention center?
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Have they checked the local ICE detention center?
Dude, In the 60’s things were so cheap Sgt Pepper was able to start a club AND pull together an entire band of lonely hearts on his budget
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Dude, In the 60’s things were so cheap Sgt Pepper was able to start a club AND pull together an entire band of lonely hearts on his budget
I am HERE for any and all Sigur Ros discourse. I’d throw Viðrar vel til loftárása on a short list as well
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I am HERE for any and all Sigur Ros discourse. I’d throw Viðrar vel til loftárása on a short list as well
I’m pretty sure a “dusty tea bag” is a traditional locker room hazing ritual that involves Gold Bond…
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I’m pretty sure a “dusty tea bag” is a traditional locker room hazing ritual that involves Gold Bond…
These people were mad they couldn’t openly want to fuck the green M&M like 5 years ago…
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
These people were mad they couldn’t openly want to fuck the green M&M like 5 years ago…
I’m dead at “Jamband Community”
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I’m dead at “Jamband Community”
The tag situation is starting to feel personal at this point…
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The tag situation is starting to feel personal at this point…
Can’t create what doesn’t exist
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Can’t create what doesn’t exist
Damn the light reflects off
My bald head even in the darkness…
My bald head even in the darkness…
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Damn the light reflects off
My bald head even in the darkness…
My bald head even in the darkness…