Ember
@ember.pet
29F 🏳️⚧️ / MDNI / useful lesbian / demon / wow i'm really her special interest
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Ember
@ember.pet
· Nov 16
*your screen starts shaking*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
game: 𝘈 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.
me: *stretching and yawning in pajamas*
"hi, yeah, i'm interested but is this dick cross contaminated? i can't have gluten"
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"hi, yeah, i'm interested but is this dick cross contaminated? i can't have gluten"
The enduring popularity of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" can be attributed to the submissive desire of society to be wholly possessed and consumed by a single dominant woman. In this essay I will—
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The enduring popularity of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" can be attributed to the submissive desire of society to be wholly possessed and consumed by a single dominant woman. In this essay I will—
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"I'm a switch and will be dommy or subby depending on how the other person reacts"
You are not a switch. You are a **sub**. Letting the other person decide for you who you are is 100% sub behavior no matter how dominantly you can act
You are not a switch. You are a **sub**. Letting the other person decide for you who you are is 100% sub behavior no matter how dominantly you can act
December 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I'm a switch and will be dommy or subby depending on how the other person reacts"
You are not a switch. You are a **sub**. Letting the other person decide for you who you are is 100% sub behavior no matter how dominantly you can act
You are not a switch. You are a **sub**. Letting the other person decide for you who you are is 100% sub behavior no matter how dominantly you can act
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i'm SO glad i upgraded my chatbot to support DMing me
March 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i'm SO glad i upgraded my chatbot to support DMing me
the ideal social group is a mexican standoff of 3-5 lesbians all of whom might drop each other with hypnosis at any time without warning playing games together
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
the ideal social group is a mexican standoff of 3-5 lesbians all of whom might drop each other with hypnosis at any time without warning playing games together
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my new year’s resolution is 2560x1440, unfortunately the same as last year’s resolution
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
my new year’s resolution is 2560x1440, unfortunately the same as last year’s resolution
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one girl's content warning is another girl's browsable tag
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
one girl's content warning is another girl's browsable tag
paul revere rode to tell the compilers whether the variables were coming by value or by reference
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM
paul revere rode to tell the compilers whether the variables were coming by value or by reference
me: *holding pez candy*
gabby, sticking her tongue out: i'm like an inverse pez machine
gabby, sticking her tongue out: i'm like an inverse pez machine
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
me: *holding pez candy*
gabby, sticking her tongue out: i'm like an inverse pez machine
gabby, sticking her tongue out: i'm like an inverse pez machine
i wonder if the equation group has weekly standups. "yeah, i'm blocked this week until the cia can retrieve a physical copy of the target's firmware from assets in the middle east"
December 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i wonder if the equation group has weekly standups. "yeah, i'm blocked this week until the cia can retrieve a physical copy of the target's firmware from assets in the middle east"
this is so unbelievably fucking stupid I don’t even know what to say
HTML invoker commands are newly baseline! Here's how they work…
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
this is so unbelievably fucking stupid I don’t even know what to say
"yeah this is the other member of my polycule"
"oh cool, how big is your polycule"
"two people total"
"oh, i see. but you're like, looking?"
"no we're polysaturated"
"oh cool, how big is your polycule"
"two people total"
"oh, i see. but you're like, looking?"
"no we're polysaturated"
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"yeah this is the other member of my polycule"
"oh cool, how big is your polycule"
"two people total"
"oh, i see. but you're like, looking?"
"no we're polysaturated"
"oh cool, how big is your polycule"
"two people total"
"oh, i see. but you're like, looking?"
"no we're polysaturated"
gf: "as far as i'm concerned *everyone* has a free use tag on them"
getting brought to the function with a "FREE USE" tag on but everyone else is just as shy & awkward as you are so nothing happens
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
gf: "as far as i'm concerned *everyone* has a free use tag on them"
what am i up to? oh hypnotizing each other in bed repeatedly. just yuri stuff, y'know
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
what am i up to? oh hypnotizing each other in bed repeatedly. just yuri stuff, y'know
uther: you're not my king yet, boy
zoomer: you're not my boy yet, king
zoomer: you're not my boy yet, king
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
uther: you're not my king yet, boy
zoomer: you're not my boy yet, king
zoomer: you're not my boy yet, king
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gf: you’re really kind to me
me: of course i am, i don’t want to be mean to you
gf: yeah, but often people are just neutral rather than mean or kind
gf: you’re a higher kinded type
me: of course i am, i don’t want to be mean to you
gf: yeah, but often people are just neutral rather than mean or kind
gf: you’re a higher kinded type
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
gf: you’re really kind to me
me: of course i am, i don’t want to be mean to you
gf: yeah, but often people are just neutral rather than mean or kind
gf: you’re a higher kinded type
me: of course i am, i don’t want to be mean to you
gf: yeah, but often people are just neutral rather than mean or kind
gf: you’re a higher kinded type
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Also, take some time to find the good in everything about you, even things that you normally view as "shameful" or "bad" or "negative". Everything about you is worthy of love and is something adorable when viewed in the right light. All of you is "the good parts"
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Also, take some time to find the good in everything about you, even things that you normally view as "shameful" or "bad" or "negative". Everything about you is worthy of love and is something adorable when viewed in the right light. All of you is "the good parts"
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this is literally exactly how the conversation went down; word for word
me: the problem with having a smartbrain is that you learn faster and gooder, but that includes learning from emotional abuse
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
this is literally exactly how the conversation went down; word for word
me: the problem with having a smartbrain is that you learn faster and gooder, but that includes learning from emotional abuse
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again
December 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
me: the problem with having a smartbrain is that you learn faster and gooder, but that includes learning from emotional abuse
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again
gabby: don't worry sweetheart, we'll fix that. we'll make you a head empty bitch and no abuser will ever hurt you again