May May
@emay.bsky.social
I really put me on the map. (she/her)
I am a notorious bedtime avoider but one thing working for me the past few months is showering earlier? Like I've been showering right when I get home from work and then I can't use my shower routine to stall sleep late at night as often? I love little tricks for my personal snail brain its so cute.
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am a notorious bedtime avoider but one thing working for me the past few months is showering earlier? Like I've been showering right when I get home from work and then I can't use my shower routine to stall sleep late at night as often? I love little tricks for my personal snail brain its so cute.
Almost time for the ritual closing of all the tabs of long gifted articles you're not going to read. Be free!
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Almost time for the ritual closing of all the tabs of long gifted articles you're not going to read. Be free!
If this is AI I'm going to be so sad
December 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If this is AI I'm going to be so sad
I am a big fan of eating your lunch early but I'll tell you there's no lunch I'm eating earlier than when I pack a sandwich and chips for lunch in my little office.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I am a big fan of eating your lunch early but I'll tell you there's no lunch I'm eating earlier than when I pack a sandwich and chips for lunch in my little office.
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There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
December 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom
Wanting to buy from small businesses but also be your child's Disney Aunt is a challenge! (Thank you eBay at least)
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Wanting to buy from small businesses but also be your child's Disney Aunt is a challenge! (Thank you eBay at least)
Begging small crafty businesses to make something other than coasters because I already have so many! Even with my Millennial 3 bevy's it's too many. Can you make me a platter out of a log or felt wool a placemat??
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Begging small crafty businesses to make something other than coasters because I already have so many! Even with my Millennial 3 bevy's it's too many. Can you make me a platter out of a log or felt wool a placemat??
Showed my mother-in-law Taskmaster and she's hooked.
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Showed my mother-in-law Taskmaster and she's hooked.
Aaron Sorkin movie about the prep leading up to that meeting and the staff during that meeting and the briefing after that meeting!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Aaron Sorkin movie about the prep leading up to that meeting and the staff during that meeting and the briefing after that meeting!!!!
Sabrina Carpenter could play Kat Abughazaleh on SNL.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sabrina Carpenter could play Kat Abughazaleh on SNL.
Short text social media has radically changed my life, my politics, my people, my world. Keep posting through it. 
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Short text social media has radically changed my life, my politics, my people, my world. Keep posting through it. 
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‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
—Alice Wong
Oh Alice Wong was brilliant. 💔 And so beloved by people who knew her. May her teachings be empowered to many more and may her memory be a radical blessing. I have so many more of her words to read, and for that, I'm grateful.
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Oh Alice Wong was brilliant. 💔 And so beloved by people who knew her. May her teachings be empowered to many more and may her memory be a radical blessing. I have so many more of her words to read, and for that, I'm grateful.
The most Leo thing about me is in carousels of Astro memes I get annoyed when they put Leo at the end.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The most Leo thing about me is in carousels of Astro memes I get annoyed when they put Leo at the end.
It really was wild to grow up sheltered in the "pro life" movement and then realize that Christians actually love to be violent towards pregnant people at clinics because they want the chance to be violent towards the children they want to force them to birth!
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It really was wild to grow up sheltered in the "pro life" movement and then realize that Christians actually love to be violent towards pregnant people at clinics because they want the chance to be violent towards the children they want to force them to birth!
I bet Katie Wilson's mom is so proud!!!! Congrats, Seattle! You deserve a Millennial Mayor.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I bet Katie Wilson's mom is so proud!!!! Congrats, Seattle! You deserve a Millennial Mayor.
The WILD things these people admit to!!! Take all their money!!!
SCOOP: In text messages sent in 2017, Jeffrey Epstein appears to position himself as a middleman between president Donald Trump’s administration and Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates. He seemingly represents himself as passing on information directly from Trump to Gates through an intermediary.
Jeffrey Epstein Claimed Intimate Knowledge of Donald Trump’s Views in Texts With Bill Gates Adviser
In text messages from 2017, Jeffrey Epstein seemingly represented himself as positioned to pass information from the Trump White House to Bill Gates through an intermediary.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The WILD things these people admit to!!! Take all their money!!!
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
Bill Gates should have to give Melinda the rest of his money. He can have $1. That's it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bill Gates should have to give Melinda the rest of his money. He can have $1. That's it.
In every job I've learned that the more money or power a man has, the worse he reads/writes.
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
In every job I've learned that the more money or power a man has, the worse he reads/writes.
I'm sorry depose Michael Wolff for running PR for Epst. In 2015!!?????!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm sorry depose Michael Wolff for running PR for Epst. In 2015!!?????!!
I have a really nice and easy granola recipe if anyone wants it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have a really nice and easy granola recipe if anyone wants it.
Ok I'll bite. Who's Charles Schumer?
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ok I'll bite. Who's Charles Schumer?
I met so many dogs today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I met so many dogs today.