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elyse✨
@elyseface.bsky.social
movies and games, melodramatic trash queen
feeling the makeup powers return to me
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
alucarda is on criterion channel live rn if you wanna have some fun
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
oh the text kinda changed on here when did that happen
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
tripped on a cable at work and completely ate shit in front of a bunch of customers. my knee is sore but my pride is the greater wound 😩
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
called out today bc i have the kind of headache that feels like if it gets any worse i might yartz
October 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i’m just lucky “90s mom” is in right now
October 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
watched the entire nunsploitation collection on criterion which may be my first complete collection since i’ve been a member and yeah, it hits
October 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
so i watched the homestuck pilot and like yes i would watch that show. i wouldn’t like everything about it but of course i would watch it i have to
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.
September 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i keep seeing the promos for the wheel of time costume gallery show that the designer is involved with and they’re sharing all these clips from the last season and damn man, as much as it hurts, we really did end on a banger. the rhuidean ep alone was worth it all
September 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
we watched sorcerer last night. william friedkin? more like william freaked it
September 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
what’s up i worked 8-5:45 today
September 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
had chantilly cream vanilla cake at our niece’s bday brunch today and seeing the word chantilly activated me like a sleeper cell who knows all the words to big bopper’s chantilly lace
August 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
so at what point is the fact that these chatbots are consistently encouraging people to kill themselves and others going to be a bigger story than CEOs just going “yeah, so sad, we took that one line out but if we change anything else it kinda ruins our business model sooo 🤷🏻‍♀️”
August 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i love being fat in los angeles
August 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
youtube needs to stop showing me ads where people do asmr voice while they try to sell me shit
August 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i wore one of my achewood shirts to work and my boss was like “hot moussaka on the hour? is that a real place?” and i’m like “😔no… it’s from… a webcomic”

him: a what?
August 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Reposted by elyse✨
commission completed for my friend @amberromero.bsky.social 😊

#seselarts
August 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
no plans weekend coming up… the businesswoman’s special
August 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i’m fuckin great at my job btw
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
need my latest perfume order to be here now i feel naked without my scents
August 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
actually maybe potentially getting to a point where we might be able to afford moving and the mere idea of living in a place where it’s mostly quiet with the occasional party/sports game noise from neighbors is like, blissful to me
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
guess who just started singing christine’s part in phantom of the opera
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM