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Krysten ♡
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Probably putting Dino nuggets in the air fryer
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This is basically where I shitpost dumb thot thoughts
I wonder what Arin Hanson is thinking right now, regarding Street Fighter…
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
NO MANS SKY REALLY?!
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Anyway this is how I’m gonna live post about the game awards I think
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I forgot this existed so here’s my face when I saw Sabrina Carpenter
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I keep forgetting this app exists so here’s my face
March 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I cannot wait to annihilate some pasta at Dave & Busters tonight
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I can’t even get myself a treat bc everything is closed oh my god
January 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Idk if it’s bc I’ve had no food all day, only had a Red Bull with my ADHD meds, the current state of our livelihoods at stake, or some combination, but I cannot breathe and I wanna cry
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ve been in my cooking era. Chicken & mozzarella ravioli with butter pesto & Parmesan (second has a little lemon herb& ricotta sauce mixed in and it was so much better)
January 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
January 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Things I will probably skip from the recipe book I received for Christmas 😂
December 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 5:26 PM
@pixelsama.bsky.social freaks out his own wife can juggle meanwhile im tryna plan a nacho date with @angelhaloheart.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I haven’t even started painting my Christmas gifts. I’ve drawn them but I’m like conflicted. I haven’t used acrylic paint in this capacity and I’m PANIK
December 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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reply to this with anything and I will give you a raccoon meme
December 19, 2024 at 11:40 AM
How am I supposed to be hot & sexy when I still have to paint my friends Christmas gifts & I’m in a big depression funk.
December 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I truly think a lobotomy would cure me

I’m not even kidding
December 19, 2024 at 5:53 AM
And s00p
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Anyway my life is in absolute shambles and I found out why stitch is named stitch from lilo & stitch and I’m SCREAMING
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I keep forgetting this app exists even tho I have it in the same place the old app used to be
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I conquered a fear. I drove my longest distance to date BY MYSELF. 7 hours later, I’m with my best friend since elementary school and I’m happy
November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
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if you resonate with this please rt it’s very important #promosky
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM