Jamtiguan 🫨
@elusived.bsky.social
Random thoughts and nonsense. Make memories, not misery. Mind for adventure but body for bed
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Made a huge life decision. I'm not meant to work. Any sugar mamas out there, I'm available. You may have to negotiate a price with Special, but she will probably give a discount, gift wrap and deliver to your door same day.
kim kardashian is holding a stack of money and saying `` you 'll be my sugar momma ! ''
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January 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Made a huge life decision. I'm not meant to work. Any sugar mamas out there, I'm available. You may have to negotiate a price with Special, but she will probably give a discount, gift wrap and deliver to your door same day.
Thoughts and prayers with @michaelspicer.bsky.social at this time
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Thoughts and prayers with @michaelspicer.bsky.social at this time
Malen might have been a good sub to bring on in a match like this
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Malen might have been a good sub to bring on in a match like this
I've brushed my teeth. This is likely to be the only activity I do today.
Enjoy your Sunday
Enjoy your Sunday
a panda bear is standing on a wooden pole .
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January 18, 2026 at 8:17 AM
I've brushed my teeth. This is likely to be the only activity I do today.
Enjoy your Sunday
Enjoy your Sunday
I was woken at 6am to escort a spider off the premises. Me looking at Special for the rest of the day
a close up of a woman 's face making a funny face .
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January 12, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I was woken at 6am to escort a spider off the premises. Me looking at Special for the rest of the day
3 Teams meetings on the first day back
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with his hand on his face .
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January 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
3 Teams meetings on the first day back
For the first time in nearly 2 weeks i've set my alarm for tomorrow morning. I've handled it well
a man with a sad look on his face is holding a cellphone
ALT: a man with a sad look on his face is holding a cellphone
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January 4, 2026 at 10:52 PM
For the first time in nearly 2 weeks i've set my alarm for tomorrow morning. I've handled it well
I'll be chanting this repeatedly about 5 minutes after going back to work tomorrow
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I'll be chanting this repeatedly about 5 minutes after going back to work tomorrow
What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
What was the last movie or tv show you watched in 2025?
Chinese takeaway ✔️
Stand up show on ✔️
Falling asleep well before midnight ⏳
Happy New Year 🎉🥳
Stand up show on ✔️
Falling asleep well before midnight ⏳
Happy New Year 🎉🥳
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Chinese takeaway ✔️
Stand up show on ✔️
Falling asleep well before midnight ⏳
Happy New Year 🎉🥳
Stand up show on ✔️
Falling asleep well before midnight ⏳
Happy New Year 🎉🥳
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton just came on. Can't hear it without
a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
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December 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton just came on. Can't hear it without
It's a chilly *error_day_unknown* morning isn't it?
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's a chilly *error_day_unknown* morning isn't it?
Only been out of bed for about 30 minutes and I've dropped a fork that got stuck behind a radiator and dropped my not waterproof earbud into a full sink.
Only one thing for it
#JoinIn
Only one thing for it
#JoinIn
a penguin holding a sign that says " today 's been cancelled "
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December 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Only been out of bed for about 30 minutes and I've dropped a fork that got stuck behind a radiator and dropped my not waterproof earbud into a full sink.
Only one thing for it
#JoinIn
Only one thing for it
#JoinIn
Dinner was huge. Don't think I'll need to eat for the rest of the week. I couldn't eat another oooo cheesecake, don't mind if I do
#JoinIn
#JoinIn
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Dinner was huge. Don't think I'll need to eat for the rest of the week. I couldn't eat another oooo cheesecake, don't mind if I do
#JoinIn
#JoinIn
Having to make tough decisions today. Do I put on the dressing gown with the hood or the one without?
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
#JoinIn
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
#JoinIn
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Having to make tough decisions today. Do I put on the dressing gown with the hood or the one without?
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
#JoinIn
Also, ready salted or cheese and onion?
#JoinIn
Just heard a story about a cat leaving it's leavings in a toaster. Then someone who obviously didn't know put some bread in and turned it on
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Just heard a story about a cat leaving it's leavings in a toaster. Then someone who obviously didn't know put some bread in and turned it on
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
Their house does not smell like pine, hot chocolate and roast beast
I felt it important to share this magical Christmas story. You're welcome #JoinIn
Merry Christmas
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
#JoinIn
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
#JoinIn
December 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Merry Christmas
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
#JoinIn
There are no rules about how to spend the day so I hope you can enjoy it in whatever way you want to
For anyone who finds it tough, I hope it goes by as painlessly as possible
#JoinIn
Had to go to a last minute GP appointment. Came back to start catching up on work. Manager told me to log off. Did I tell him I'd only just logged on and wanted to make up time or did I leave?
a woman in a blue dress is walking down a set of stairs .
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December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Had to go to a last minute GP appointment. Came back to start catching up on work. Manager told me to log off. Did I tell him I'd only just logged on and wanted to make up time or did I leave?
Last day at work for the year
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Last day at work for the year
Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
December 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Anyone ever been stared down by a squirrel, because I'm being stared down by a squirrel
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate
December 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I don't usually like to talk about my passion for fine dining but I had to show you these delicacies. Only for the more descerning palate