butch aunt who shows up to buy me an insanely expensive christmas gift and disappears for the rest of the year

the underwear creases sitting on the heavy calf rolls is genuine masterclass shit i'm taken aback

like it doesn't have to be a big deal that i'm 11 feet tall. they come to EXPECT that my horns will tear their roofing to shreds. sorry about that btw lol ur small

weird to schedule an april's fools post in november but okay i guess

well u did just view an emulation video with an unlicensed nintendo product in it so its already over buddy. miyamoto is personally pulling the lever to push u into ur cell

they're throwing you in Evil Emulation Prison where all the cool obscure psp titles are. and the prison labor is clearing food scraps from the all you can eat buffet

When her Traced Thanksgiving Hand Turkey look crazy as fuck >>>>>

i do the fat fingered line pretty much anytime a friend of mine that's Inclined makes a spelling mistake, it's as automatic as "bless you" to me. but i dont even know if that's as commonplace as i imagine or i'm just a chunky hand slut

extra apostrophe spotted ⚠️ guards fill this man with butter at once

lol if this is about iisu i had the same exact thought

and just for the record walter hudson was lowkey fine shit. ricky naputi and kamakawiwo'ole too. so fuck off about some jon brower minnoch i don't even think that shit is real i think he pulled a wilt chamberlain 100 point game

realizing this is the probably the general consensus within my follower base. morbid obesity is so hot if only fat people were real

growing honkers are a gateway drug to penning emotive prose

"But a rapper with a ghostwriter? What the fuck happen" -Kendrick Hamas