El Topo 🍁
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"Be myself? But that's the worst me I can be!" - Stephen J. Fry
No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo.71 at signal.
No DMs please. Don't make it weird. Except if you have war plans, then I'm eltopo.71 at signal.
Bear: hey, this is MY state!
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Bear: hey, this is MY state!
I finally found the church for me.
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I finally found the church for me.
Why so prudish? I WANT TO SEE ELON'S TITS
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Why so prudish? I WANT TO SEE ELON'S TITS
Remember, everyone: Fuck Hilton Hotels.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Remember, everyone: Fuck Hilton Hotels.
This was posted by account "The German Embassy" on FB:
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This was posted by account "The German Embassy" on FB:
Fortunately you can always look away from US news... an account called The German Embassy shared this on FB:
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fortunately you can always look away from US news... an account called The German Embassy shared this on FB:
Let's keep this guy's face out there.
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Let's keep this guy's face out there.
Hey Hilton Hotels, aren't you glad you're taking reservations for murderers?
January 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Hey Hilton Hotels, aren't you glad you're taking reservations for murderers?
Hilton, because you want a good night's sleep before you go out on your murder spree.
January 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Hilton, because you want a good night's sleep before you go out on your murder spree.
Seriously, fuck Hilton and their blood money.
January 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Seriously, fuck Hilton and their blood money.
I haven't created any OC for a while, but today seemed like a good day to start again.
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I haven't created any OC for a while, but today seemed like a good day to start again.
I think we've just redefined what it is to be a loser.
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think we've just redefined what it is to be a loser.
Pierre Poilievre was seen practicing his moves for his next public address.
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Pierre Poilievre was seen practicing his moves for his next public address.
"We all grieve in our own way" - Erika Kirk
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"We all grieve in our own way" - Erika Kirk
Such a successful conflict for the USA.
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Such a successful conflict for the USA.
I have no idea what they're talking about!
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I have no idea what they're talking about!
I mean, who knows who Barron's dad really is... where did those tall genes come from? Not Donald.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I mean, who knows who Barron's dad really is... where did those tall genes come from? Not Donald.