Legit one of the reasons I find capeslop movies so exhausting these days is due to how much of them just devolve into this sort of CGI noisefest with all the narrative and visual weight of action figures being frantically smacked into one another.

My eyes just glaze over.

Shouldn't have bought those sussy cat-ear headphones smh-

It's okay we can be autistic plushies together~

Everyone becomes Mae.

bnuy clussy...//shot

Actually that's not entirely correct, because a lot of these guys don't actually even PLAY video games, they just doomscroll youtube and twitter and reddit and binge ragebait content on how wokeness ruined (insert franchise here).

Passionate gatekeepers of hobbies they don't actually care about.

It's this intersection of weirdo toxic masculinity, self-identified nerdhood victim culture (because most of these guys were unlikable losers growing up and never realized why) and reactionary rhetoric.

They view themselves as bullied 'cuz they play vidya but just want to be the bullies instead.

That glaceon is toptier tho.

High fantasy superhero settings are a goldmine for telling compelling stories about larger than life characters.

Unfortunately they're so a goldmine for mediocre slop designed by cynical committee to push merch sales and brand investment.

If not for sex why brain so soft and fuckable?

Why ears so perfectly suited for taking dick?