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September 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #38:
★ Nashandra has a glaring weakness to the Power of Friendship™. However... Since you are the (probably stinky) Bearer of the Curse, nobody really wants to be more than an Acquaintance to you.
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★ Nashandra has a glaring weakness to the Power of Friendship™. However... Since you are the (probably stinky) Bearer of the Curse, nobody really wants to be more than an Acquaintance to you.
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September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #38:
★ Nashandra has a glaring weakness to the Power of Friendship™. However... Since you are the (probably stinky) Bearer of the Curse, nobody really wants to be more than an Acquaintance to you.
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★ Nashandra has a glaring weakness to the Power of Friendship™. However... Since you are the (probably stinky) Bearer of the Curse, nobody really wants to be more than an Acquaintance to you.
#DarkSouls2
September 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #36:
★ Cale wears underwaer with Spongebob on it. They motivate him to dig better in the dirt.
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★ Cale wears underwaer with Spongebob on it. They motivate him to dig better in the dirt.
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September 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #36:
★ Cale wears underwaer with Spongebob on it. They motivate him to dig better in the dirt.
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★ Cale wears underwaer with Spongebob on it. They motivate him to dig better in the dirt.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #35:
★ The Shrine of Amana won the "Most relaxing Vacation"-Trophy in the year 2011. All of the votes came from BASED people without any Skill Issue.
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★ The Shrine of Amana won the "Most relaxing Vacation"-Trophy in the year 2011. All of the votes came from BASED people without any Skill Issue.
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September 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #35:
★ The Shrine of Amana won the "Most relaxing Vacation"-Trophy in the year 2011. All of the votes came from BASED people without any Skill Issue.
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★ The Shrine of Amana won the "Most relaxing Vacation"-Trophy in the year 2011. All of the votes came from BASED people without any Skill Issue.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #34:
★ You cannot marry any of the Desert Sorceress that you see in the Game. You may think it's because DS2 isn't a DatingSim but the real reason is that all of them are already happily married (to me).
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★ You cannot marry any of the Desert Sorceress that you see in the Game. You may think it's because DS2 isn't a DatingSim but the real reason is that all of them are already happily married (to me).
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August 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #34:
★ You cannot marry any of the Desert Sorceress that you see in the Game. You may think it's because DS2 isn't a DatingSim but the real reason is that all of them are already happily married (to me).
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★ You cannot marry any of the Desert Sorceress that you see in the Game. You may think it's because DS2 isn't a DatingSim but the real reason is that all of them are already happily married (to me).
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #33:
★ The Throne Watcher and Defender are absolutely dogshit at their jobs. Not only is the Throne Watcher looking at you most of the time, the Throne Defender is even more worse. Attacking you. Meaning he is placed in Attack Position...
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★ The Throne Watcher and Defender are absolutely dogshit at their jobs. Not only is the Throne Watcher looking at you most of the time, the Throne Defender is even more worse. Attacking you. Meaning he is placed in Attack Position...
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August 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #33:
★ The Throne Watcher and Defender are absolutely dogshit at their jobs. Not only is the Throne Watcher looking at you most of the time, the Throne Defender is even more worse. Attacking you. Meaning he is placed in Attack Position...
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★ The Throne Watcher and Defender are absolutely dogshit at their jobs. Not only is the Throne Watcher looking at you most of the time, the Throne Defender is even more worse. Attacking you. Meaning he is placed in Attack Position...
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #32:
★ The Game was named after an Employee at FromSoftware. Darklef Soulsius II. He worked in the canteen and it was his Idea to make more challenging Games back in the Day.
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★ The Game was named after an Employee at FromSoftware. Darklef Soulsius II. He worked in the canteen and it was his Idea to make more challenging Games back in the Day.
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August 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #32:
★ The Game was named after an Employee at FromSoftware. Darklef Soulsius II. He worked in the canteen and it was his Idea to make more challenging Games back in the Day.
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★ The Game was named after an Employee at FromSoftware. Darklef Soulsius II. He worked in the canteen and it was his Idea to make more challenging Games back in the Day.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #31:
★ The Lost Sinner was put into the prison near the Lost Bastille because she sold Fent to the Giants.
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★ The Lost Sinner was put into the prison near the Lost Bastille because she sold Fent to the Giants.
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August 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #31:
★ The Lost Sinner was put into the prison near the Lost Bastille because she sold Fent to the Giants.
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★ The Lost Sinner was put into the prison near the Lost Bastille because she sold Fent to the Giants.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #30:
★ The Looking Glass Knight:
> Does not talk.
> Chills in the Rain.
> Repels your Magic.
> Summons his Friends for the Fight.
> Simply the best Boss.
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★ The Looking Glass Knight:
> Does not talk.
> Chills in the Rain.
> Repels your Magic.
> Summons his Friends for the Fight.
> Simply the best Boss.
#DarkSouls2
August 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #30:
★ The Looking Glass Knight:
> Does not talk.
> Chills in the Rain.
> Repels your Magic.
> Summons his Friends for the Fight.
> Simply the best Boss.
#DarkSouls2
★ The Looking Glass Knight:
> Does not talk.
> Chills in the Rain.
> Repels your Magic.
> Summons his Friends for the Fight.
> Simply the best Boss.
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #29:
★ If you dodge an Attack, you don't recieve any damage.
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★ If you dodge an Attack, you don't recieve any damage.
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August 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #29:
★ If you dodge an Attack, you don't recieve any damage.
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★ If you dodge an Attack, you don't recieve any damage.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #28:
★ POV: You gone through the Undead Crypt and didn't light anyting so Grave Warden Agdayne gives you that look.
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★ POV: You gone through the Undead Crypt and didn't light anyting so Grave Warden Agdayne gives you that look.
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August 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #28:
★ POV: You gone through the Undead Crypt and didn't light anyting so Grave Warden Agdayne gives you that look.
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★ POV: You gone through the Undead Crypt and didn't light anyting so Grave Warden Agdayne gives you that look.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #27:
★ Using Fire Weapons in the Brume Tower gives you the title of a cool noodle.
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★ Using Fire Weapons in the Brume Tower gives you the title of a cool noodle.
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August 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #27:
★ Using Fire Weapons in the Brume Tower gives you the title of a cool noodle.
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★ Using Fire Weapons in the Brume Tower gives you the title of a cool noodle.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #26:
★ Creighton is allergic to peanuts. You can see it ingame too. Just butter up your weapon with peanuts and start slamming it into him. He will die eventually.
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★ Creighton is allergic to peanuts. You can see it ingame too. Just butter up your weapon with peanuts and start slamming it into him. He will die eventually.
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August 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #26:
★ Creighton is allergic to peanuts. You can see it ingame too. Just butter up your weapon with peanuts and start slamming it into him. He will die eventually.
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★ Creighton is allergic to peanuts. You can see it ingame too. Just butter up your weapon with peanuts and start slamming it into him. He will die eventually.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #25:
★ The Pigs near the mansion in Majula are free. You can pick them up and keep them.
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★ The Pigs near the mansion in Majula are free. You can pick them up and keep them.
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August 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #25:
★ The Pigs near the mansion in Majula are free. You can pick them up and keep them.
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★ The Pigs near the mansion in Majula are free. You can pick them up and keep them.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #24:
★ If you free Ornifex from her prison, she will open a shop for you. It's located right down the road.
OH! By the way... She's having a big sale right now. Buy 1 Weapon for double the charge and get a second Weapon for FREE.
Absolute Bargain.
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★ If you free Ornifex from her prison, she will open a shop for you. It's located right down the road.
OH! By the way... She's having a big sale right now. Buy 1 Weapon for double the charge and get a second Weapon for FREE.
Absolute Bargain.
#DarkSouls2
August 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #24:
★ If you free Ornifex from her prison, she will open a shop for you. It's located right down the road.
OH! By the way... She's having a big sale right now. Buy 1 Weapon for double the charge and get a second Weapon for FREE.
Absolute Bargain.
#DarkSouls2
★ If you free Ornifex from her prison, she will open a shop for you. It's located right down the road.
OH! By the way... She's having a big sale right now. Buy 1 Weapon for double the charge and get a second Weapon for FREE.
Absolute Bargain.
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #23:
You can't buy a Cake in the shape of Gavlan. There is no Vendor in the Game that will sell you one.
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You can't buy a Cake in the shape of Gavlan. There is no Vendor in the Game that will sell you one.
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August 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #23:
You can't buy a Cake in the shape of Gavlan. There is no Vendor in the Game that will sell you one.
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You can't buy a Cake in the shape of Gavlan. There is no Vendor in the Game that will sell you one.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #22:
★ Back in the day, when King Vendrick was still a Toddler, his mom read him all kinds of fairy tails. His favourite was the one about the Moonlight Butterfly. He always laughed when it floats down. It was his most delightful giggle.
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★ Back in the day, when King Vendrick was still a Toddler, his mom read him all kinds of fairy tails. His favourite was the one about the Moonlight Butterfly. He always laughed when it floats down. It was his most delightful giggle.
#DarkSouls2
August 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #22:
★ Back in the day, when King Vendrick was still a Toddler, his mom read him all kinds of fairy tails. His favourite was the one about the Moonlight Butterfly. He always laughed when it floats down. It was his most delightful giggle.
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★ Back in the day, when King Vendrick was still a Toddler, his mom read him all kinds of fairy tails. His favourite was the one about the Moonlight Butterfly. He always laughed when it floats down. It was his most delightful giggle.
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #21:
★ In case you didn't know already: You can use the Item 'Divine Blessing' to wash yourself. Your clothes (and you) will smell like flowers. But since this Item is rather rare you can simply not wash yourself and be the stinky Bearer of the Curse.
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★ In case you didn't know already: You can use the Item 'Divine Blessing' to wash yourself. Your clothes (and you) will smell like flowers. But since this Item is rather rare you can simply not wash yourself and be the stinky Bearer of the Curse.
#DarkSouls2
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #21:
★ In case you didn't know already: You can use the Item 'Divine Blessing' to wash yourself. Your clothes (and you) will smell like flowers. But since this Item is rather rare you can simply not wash yourself and be the stinky Bearer of the Curse.
#DarkSouls2
★ In case you didn't know already: You can use the Item 'Divine Blessing' to wash yourself. Your clothes (and you) will smell like flowers. But since this Item is rather rare you can simply not wash yourself and be the stinky Bearer of the Curse.
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #20:
★ Targray is fish. Well kinda. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a Fish. So he is too. A little bit. 🐟
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★ Targray is fish. Well kinda. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a Fish. So he is too. A little bit. 🐟
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August 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #20:
★ Targray is fish. Well kinda. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a Fish. So he is too. A little bit. 🐟
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★ Targray is fish. Well kinda. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was a Fish. So he is too. A little bit. 🐟
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #19:
★ Gavlan's Family consists of 3 other members. His older brother Lavlan, his little sister Mavlan and their mother Favlan. Mavlan actually holds a record in their hometown for the longest beard. She is quite proud of it.
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★ Gavlan's Family consists of 3 other members. His older brother Lavlan, his little sister Mavlan and their mother Favlan. Mavlan actually holds a record in their hometown for the longest beard. She is quite proud of it.
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August 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #19:
★ Gavlan's Family consists of 3 other members. His older brother Lavlan, his little sister Mavlan and their mother Favlan. Mavlan actually holds a record in their hometown for the longest beard. She is quite proud of it.
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★ Gavlan's Family consists of 3 other members. His older brother Lavlan, his little sister Mavlan and their mother Favlan. Mavlan actually holds a record in their hometown for the longest beard. She is quite proud of it.
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #18:
★ The Pursuer never fights you at Mondays. He got that Day off. However, if you enter his Arena or an area where he normally spawns at that day his Co-Worker Mike will be there instead.
But Mike is cosplaying as Pursuer so you might not notice it.
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★ The Pursuer never fights you at Mondays. He got that Day off. However, if you enter his Arena or an area where he normally spawns at that day his Co-Worker Mike will be there instead.
But Mike is cosplaying as Pursuer so you might not notice it.
#DarkSouls2
August 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #18:
★ The Pursuer never fights you at Mondays. He got that Day off. However, if you enter his Arena or an area where he normally spawns at that day his Co-Worker Mike will be there instead.
But Mike is cosplaying as Pursuer so you might not notice it.
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★ The Pursuer never fights you at Mondays. He got that Day off. However, if you enter his Arena or an area where he normally spawns at that day his Co-Worker Mike will be there instead.
But Mike is cosplaying as Pursuer so you might not notice it.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #17:
★ 9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Lifegems as substitute for toothpaste.
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★ 9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Lifegems as substitute for toothpaste.
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August 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #17:
★ 9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Lifegems as substitute for toothpaste.
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★ 9 out of 10 Dentists recommend Lifegems as substitute for toothpaste.
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Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #16:
★ The Looking Glass Knight is hella strong. So here are some feats from his Lore:
» won against Velstadt in Arm Wrestling
» threw a Boulder (a heavy one) far away
» can open Pickle Jars first try
» has beaten Elden Ring in 45min, glitchless
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★ The Looking Glass Knight is hella strong. So here are some feats from his Lore:
» won against Velstadt in Arm Wrestling
» threw a Boulder (a heavy one) far away
» can open Pickle Jars first try
» has beaten Elden Ring in 45min, glitchless
#DarkSouls2
August 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #16:
★ The Looking Glass Knight is hella strong. So here are some feats from his Lore:
» won against Velstadt in Arm Wrestling
» threw a Boulder (a heavy one) far away
» can open Pickle Jars first try
» has beaten Elden Ring in 45min, glitchless
#DarkSouls2
★ The Looking Glass Knight is hella strong. So here are some feats from his Lore:
» won against Velstadt in Arm Wrestling
» threw a Boulder (a heavy one) far away
» can open Pickle Jars first try
» has beaten Elden Ring in 45min, glitchless
#DarkSouls2
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #15:
★ Velstadt worked at McDonald's in his late teens so he could affort a cool looking tricycle.
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★ Velstadt worked at McDonald's in his late teens so he could affort a cool looking tricycle.
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August 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dark Souls 2 FunFact of the Day #15:
★ Velstadt worked at McDonald's in his late teens so he could affort a cool looking tricycle.
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★ Velstadt worked at McDonald's in his late teens so he could affort a cool looking tricycle.
#DarkSouls2