Elphie
@elphi3.bsky.social
🇲🇽 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 Mexico birthed me, Texas raised me, Chicago is home. Looking to make friends and connections along this crazy thing called life.
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I’m nervous, why am I nervous?!?
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m nervous, why am I nervous?!?
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Cheers to all of you in the gym before thanksgiving… because not me..
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November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Cheers to all of you in the gym before thanksgiving… because not me..
Can you believe tomorrow is Thanksgiving?!?
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Can you believe tomorrow is Thanksgiving?!?
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Can’t sleep and I’m not even horny
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November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Can’t sleep and I’m not even horny
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Normalize taking care of yourself/putting yourself first without any guilt.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Normalize taking care of yourself/putting yourself first without any guilt.
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
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I get on here and yall bein freak hoochies…and I’m amazed at it…and grateful for it…
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I get on here and yall bein freak hoochies…and I’m amazed at it…and grateful for it…
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tomorrow at this time, ill be back in the arms of my baby mama @elphi3.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
tomorrow at this time, ill be back in the arms of my baby mama @elphi3.bsky.social
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Listen… Mike Johnson can claim he never tried to stop this, but the timeline tells the truth. If he wasn’t trying to bury this petition, we wouldn’t have spent weeks begging him to do the bare minimum.
Release the files.
Release the files.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Listen… Mike Johnson can claim he never tried to stop this, but the timeline tells the truth. If he wasn’t trying to bury this petition, we wouldn’t have spent weeks begging him to do the bare minimum.
Release the files.
Release the files.
I forgot my Apple Watch at home
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I forgot my Apple Watch at home
I slid back to my old ways
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I slid back to my old ways
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I just want to be happy
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just want to be happy
IT: Welcome to Derry Ep-4
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November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
IT: Welcome to Derry Ep-4
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#RHOP Angel is fake and scary in person she couldn’t even speak up and needed minutes to cry but with her sister she’s big bad momma ? GTFOH
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
#RHOP Angel is fake and scary in person she couldn’t even speak up and needed minutes to cry but with her sister she’s big bad momma ? GTFOH
I want to go to a football game 🏈
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I want to go to a football game 🏈
Sudden silence, suddenly
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sudden silence, suddenly
No one mourns the wicked
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No one mourns the wicked
Good News!!!! She’s Dead!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Good News!!!! She’s Dead!!!!
Men get on my F-ing nerves
July 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Men get on my F-ing nerves