Bog Witch
@elphabalives.bsky.social
I’ve known hunger, I’ve known thirst
Lived the best and seen the worst
But the only way I know to finish is to finish first!
So watch out when you hear this sound:
*cacophony of howls *
‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog down
Lived the best and seen the worst
But the only way I know to finish is to finish first!
So watch out when you hear this sound:
*cacophony of howls *
‘Cause you can’t keep a good dog down
King Arthur Flour!
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
King Arthur Flour!
You don’t like *any cheese *?! Like, at all? There’s so many though…
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
You don’t like *any cheese *?! Like, at all? There’s so many though…
I work at a place that has a ridiculous amount of fabulous benefits and I constantly talk to people about it, and try to get them to work there. It’s amazing how well a company functions when it’s employees are treated well and paid appropriately
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I work at a place that has a ridiculous amount of fabulous benefits and I constantly talk to people about it, and try to get them to work there. It’s amazing how well a company functions when it’s employees are treated well and paid appropriately
This beef that’s been cooking since the dawn of time….
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This beef that’s been cooking since the dawn of time….
Don’t let what happened here in the US happen to you. It’s awful and I told everyone I knew THIS was going to happen and they told me I was “catastrophizing”. I wasn’t. If anything, my predictions were mild.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Don’t let what happened here in the US happen to you. It’s awful and I told everyone I knew THIS was going to happen and they told me I was “catastrophizing”. I wasn’t. If anything, my predictions were mild.
Having worked in Walmart for two Black Fridays: this happens anyways. I saw one old lady literally mace another old lady over the last basketball hoop and it wasn’t even on sale. Shit was extremely hunger games-esque.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Having worked in Walmart for two Black Fridays: this happens anyways. I saw one old lady literally mace another old lady over the last basketball hoop and it wasn’t even on sale. Shit was extremely hunger games-esque.
Your crumble topping is so much better than mine. What’s your secret?
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Your crumble topping is so much better than mine. What’s your secret?
Flan is the best and I will forever consider it “pie adjacent” now
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Flan is the best and I will forever consider it “pie adjacent” now
Oh good. I too need more than one day
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Oh good. I too need more than one day
Is it acceptable to do that two days in a row? (It decided to snow-in my friends and Friendsgiving never happened. Needless to say, there was MUCH leftover pie.🥧
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Is it acceptable to do that two days in a row? (It decided to snow-in my friends and Friendsgiving never happened. Needless to say, there was MUCH leftover pie.🥧
I went to NY… it was still $25,000, but it’s better than the $51,000 aspen quoted me
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I went to NY… it was still $25,000, but it’s better than the $51,000 aspen quoted me
Republicunt? Trumpette? Trubble?
Wait wait. I got it!
“Pedophile”!
Wait wait. I got it!
“Pedophile”!
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Republicunt? Trumpette? Trubble?
Wait wait. I got it!
“Pedophile”!
Wait wait. I got it!
“Pedophile”!
What her breed mix? Mine is pit, cattle dog, and chihuahua. (We don’t talk about that last one too loudly though, it hurts his feelings)
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What her breed mix? Mine is pit, cattle dog, and chihuahua. (We don’t talk about that last one too loudly though, it hurts his feelings)
Yes lol. His name is Luke Skywhisker and the force is NOT with him😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yes lol. His name is Luke Skywhisker and the force is NOT with him😂
Oh good cuz I just need ONE and I didn’t want to buy the whole bunch.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Oh good cuz I just need ONE and I didn’t want to buy the whole bunch.
Welllllll… stop peeking in my windows
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Welllllll… stop peeking in my windows
Omg your dog looks just like mine!
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Omg your dog looks just like mine!
Have to do it, or go without. Like… I’d love to know what the end game is.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Have to do it, or go without. Like… I’d love to know what the end game is.
It’s like they don’t put two and two together though. Like I get they would feel better if all the poor people died, but like… if us peasants aren’t out there every fkn day hauling that crab out of the water, or harvesting that caviar, butchering the cows for their steak dinners…. Then *they* 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s like they don’t put two and two together though. Like I get they would feel better if all the poor people died, but like… if us peasants aren’t out there every fkn day hauling that crab out of the water, or harvesting that caviar, butchering the cows for their steak dinners…. Then *they* 1/2
I’m aware. But the residents, at least in the southern half where I am are red red red for no reason.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m aware. But the residents, at least in the southern half where I am are red red red for no reason.
Oooooh I missed that part. Day off. Half asleep. Agreed. Except NH lol. They can fuck off with all their maga signs.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oooooh I missed that part. Day off. Half asleep. Agreed. Except NH lol. They can fuck off with all their maga signs.
Ummmm and Vermont please
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Ummmm and Vermont please
Release the flies!
a stuffed panda bear holding a sign that says would you like flies with that
ALT: a stuffed panda bear holding a sign that says would you like flies with that
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November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Release the flies!
Just listened to this song for literally the first time ever… how depressing
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Just listened to this song for literally the first time ever… how depressing