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SpaceX just burned up enough dough to pay off all my debt, and the debt of everyone I love, with plenty left over to pay off the debt of people I just kinda like or with whom I try to be amiable.

UAW is the shit. I wish MY union @ibewinternational.bsky.social quoted the likes of Fred Hampton.

Is he single?

Welcome to the party, Rudy. Some of us have been here for a while.

Does that make you rock hard?

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The clitoris. The ability to orgasm during menses. It’s almost like sex has an adaptive social function, whether conception is part of it or not.

Even though I’m a good dog who doesn’t generally bite, and even though I would have to eat carrion to cleanse myself from having any part of Matt Gaetz in my mouth, I would take one for the team and bite the shit out of this guy’s face.

I’m a dog but my mom reads to me and I get really excited when I hear the words “walk,” “treat,” and “democratic confederalism.”