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Emma
@elmatthews77.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, helping build the Resistance here, there and everywhere. Freelance writer and editor, any alternative media that needs a sub/editor, let me know 😁 also, NO CRYPTO NO PORN https://ko-fi.com/elmatthews77
degreesanddestitution.substack.com
My brother is despairing because his cat can't understand what he's saying.

Of course they don't understand you, I told him. They don't speak English. For the most part they speak Purr-sian...😁😁😁😁

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress
Or me 😉
#dadjokes #catjokes
December 8, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Could be worse... ☺️
December 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
And speak of the devil... Literally as I was posting that, look who decided to follow me...
December 7, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Holy crap! I just hit 1k followers for the first time on any platform anywhere ☺️ thank you Sky-walkers! Please enjoy a picture of my beautiful Brie to show my appreciation 🙏❤️ and yes, she has taken to using the bed pad as her duvet 😂
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Hey. A little advice for successfully navigating the skies. Read a person's bio and posts before doing this. Because had you done that, you'd know I don't interact with accs that have no bio, only reply to women, or post shit like this 👇it's not a dating app, and we don't tolerate fascists, k?
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I'm a little behind, but here's my listening wrap-up for 2024 - it's from Amazon, but don't judge me, they gave me 5mths free in July, which I will be cancelling v soon 😉No surprises here, I love Childish Gambino, and Steph and Mel are two of my fave people of ALL time 😁
December 7, 2024 at 1:04 PM
So, yesterday my hot take was that LinkedIn was just Instagram for people who think they're too good for social media... And look what popped up on my feed there this morning 👇 I don't like to boast, but when I'm right, I'm right 😉
December 5, 2024 at 2:16 PM
It's a grey, miserable day, so here's a pic taken a couple of weeks ago, showing the true majesty of trees in Autumn... Enjoy!
#treesaremagic #treesky
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
And yet another fake account follows me... Although tbf, I'd report and block the real one as well... Utter douchebag
@johnnydepp8.bsky.social
BlueSky, do your thing 🙄
December 4, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Keanu Reeves impersonators are back again... Reported and blocked 🙄
@realkeanureevespr.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 1:48 PM
My substack degreesanddestitution.substack.com, got three new subscribers this week! 🥳🎉 So here's one final push for the latest post, where I discuss how Elon's shiny, tech-encrusted vision for the future is lifted wholesale from Demolition Man, and not just cos Stallone is in it 😉
December 3, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Call me old fashioned, but when an organisation that's charged with informing the public, and employs literally thousands of journalists and editors to do just that, I kinda expect emails persuading me to watch stuff to, you know, contain words 🤷‍♀️
December 3, 2024 at 11:26 AM
The rejections are coming in thick and fast this week, half a dozen in two days, and with everything that's going on, I'm starting to get a little despairy... Particularly when they're so unbelievably tone deaf.👇👇👇👇
December 3, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I've had this chair for nearly 2 years, and Brie has always, point blank, refused to sit on it... Until 20 minutes ago 😂 such a strangely wonderful little girl ❤️ and yes, her tail was wagging like crazy 😁
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Taken last night, cosy and warm ☺️
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Oh look it's ten to six on a Saturday evening, so it must be time for a job rejection... Who the hell spends their weekends doing this? Oh, and this came 10 secs after they looked at the application. Also on a Saturday evening 🤷‍♀️🤬
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I hate rejections like this. Like we're all just sooo excited to work for less than we're worth at jobs that suck, as opposed to having rent to pay and food to buy 🤷‍♀️ the worst part? They paid someone to write this ricockulous shiz... 🤬
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
They sure are! I've been having some fun with it - have you been asked to join Telegram yet? Apparently, it's where all the cool grandmasters hang out 😂😂
November 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Anyone else get one of these at 2am this morning? 🙄
A list of waffling rubbish about why Labour ran on a Brexit means Brexit platform, and they're sticking to it...🤷‍♀️ So no EU for us. @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social @marchforrejoin.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Explains a lot... That's literally all I did on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣
November 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Britain: A tale in two pictures...
November 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
For the first time in months, I've been inspired to write a new #substack! That's mainly down to being here - it's completely uplifting and creatively freeing - I had no idea how badly the other place has affected me. So as a thank you, please enjoy... 🙏❤️ #writers

open.substack.com/pub/degreesa...
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Er... Think you're in the wrong place mate... 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 1:41 PM
I'll never not do this 😁
November 16, 2024 at 1:17 PM
That's all the persuasion I need... 😁 She loves being cosy...
November 16, 2024 at 11:07 AM