Cassassin 🩷🤍🩵
@ellishirst.bsky.social
Trans-Nonbinary Home Help with a love of cats =^•^= and an obsession with Assassin's Creed. Hooded Cat is (c) Cat Game! By Mino Games
The amount of weed I smell in public, I often say I'd fail a drug test after walking down the high street. I think I'd rather have the skunks, the smell was so strong and rank tonight it made me gag 🤢🤮
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The amount of weed I smell in public, I often say I'd fail a drug test after walking down the high street. I think I'd rather have the skunks, the smell was so strong and rank tonight it made me gag 🤢🤮
I had someone invisible I spoke to as a kid because I had no friends. I still talk to them occasionally now.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I had someone invisible I spoke to as a kid because I had no friends. I still talk to them occasionally now.
Gonna need a lot of Gaviscon for the heartburn such a fatty feast is gonna give me. But fuck it, I'm in 🍽️
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Gonna need a lot of Gaviscon for the heartburn such a fatty feast is gonna give me. But fuck it, I'm in 🍽️
If I ever step foot on American soil I will be checking that chain around her leg.
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
If I ever step foot on American soil I will be checking that chain around her leg.
It'll be ironic that after Epstein, Stormy and Tax Fraud it's smashing a building that finally puts the Troll King in jail.
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
It'll be ironic that after Epstein, Stormy and Tax Fraud it's smashing a building that finally puts the Troll King in jail.
He hoping to find a girl missing a glass slipper?
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
He hoping to find a girl missing a glass slipper?
Can he do that?!?
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Can he do that?!?
We used to play Settlers of Catan down our local. Haven't done that for a while...
October 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We used to play Settlers of Catan down our local. Haven't done that for a while...
Will see it tonight. I saw it was online and an hour long so I'm saving it for bedtime.
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Will see it tonight. I saw it was online and an hour long so I'm saving it for bedtime.
I do that every day as a home help. I'm often reading an e-book between visits, sometimes on the bus or when I'm walking to my next visit (weather allowing) I read books down the pub as well, whilst my partner is playing Hustle Castle. At the moment I'm reading the first four books of Captain Lacey.
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I do that every day as a home help. I'm often reading an e-book between visits, sometimes on the bus or when I'm walking to my next visit (weather allowing) I read books down the pub as well, whilst my partner is playing Hustle Castle. At the moment I'm reading the first four books of Captain Lacey.
At least Andrew had the spuds to admit he messed up and has taken his knocks. Donnie on the other hand backpedals faster than a clown on a unicycle.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
At least Andrew had the spuds to admit he messed up and has taken his knocks. Donnie on the other hand backpedals faster than a clown on a unicycle.
Thanks, I needed this today. May I share on r/Menopause?
October 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Thanks, I needed this today. May I share on r/Menopause?
I remember mine and my partner's
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I remember mine and my partner's
MUTTLEYYYYYYY! DO SOMETHINGGGGGGG!
October 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
MUTTLEYYYYYYY! DO SOMETHINGGGGGGG!
Ditto for Weighted Blanket - Cassini
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ditto for Weighted Blanket - Cassini
This would be a good place to set off a Rape Alarm...
Just sayin' 😈
Just sayin' 😈
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
This would be a good place to set off a Rape Alarm...
Just sayin' 😈
Just sayin' 😈
Only a narcissist would name a suspect malady after themselves.
October 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Only a narcissist would name a suspect malady after themselves.
I'm broke - but if anyone can help, please do!
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm broke - but if anyone can help, please do!
I'm with Ruaa. Don't call her a grifter you sad keyboard bastards 😾🤬
October 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm with Ruaa. Don't call her a grifter you sad keyboard bastards 😾🤬