Oh, sorry. I forgot some of the other really, really crucial policies. Like building houses near train stations! Wow, that is going to help all the people that have been priced out of the housing market by terrible wage growth. I suppose at least they can be happy about their wet wipes. 💖

That's great! That is really great! Labour are doing so well! Cheaper tickets to see an overrated band certainly makes up for the attacks on disabled people, immigrants, trans people and a whole host of others that have been demonised by Labour. Well done.