Elliott Coates
@elliottcoates.bsky.social
Writer, photographer, hockey enjoyer, traveler (+ fear of flying!); fan of birds, esoteric books, Dada, Toronto sports. Canadian expat in VA. ‘21 SAIC Writing Fellow. “Day 3 of a 5 Day Headache” (2nd ed.) is available: tinyurl.com/day-3-of-a-5-day-headache
This is a cool visual presentation and the line, “THE CLERK IS HURRYING US OUT THE DOOR” is very good.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is a cool visual presentation and the line, “THE CLERK IS HURRYING US OUT THE DOOR” is very good.
I love yer “chicks rock” series. Keep it rolling, it’s killer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love yer “chicks rock” series. Keep it rolling, it’s killer.
Lol, wut? This is the most insane block of text I’ve ever seen:
“As a Canuck ( you ) I welcome you to a buying and understanding a club for sports ball championship Only a majority in playing a sport in a majority of a different of the world says something”
(Go Jays!)
“As a Canuck ( you ) I welcome you to a buying and understanding a club for sports ball championship Only a majority in playing a sport in a majority of a different of the world says something”
(Go Jays!)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Lol, wut? This is the most insane block of text I’ve ever seen:
“As a Canuck ( you ) I welcome you to a buying and understanding a club for sports ball championship Only a majority in playing a sport in a majority of a different of the world says something”
(Go Jays!)
“As a Canuck ( you ) I welcome you to a buying and understanding a club for sports ball championship Only a majority in playing a sport in a majority of a different of the world says something”
(Go Jays!)
Ours is on our fridge!
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Ours is on our fridge!
Okay, quick, tell me about yer book! Me and this emu would like to know!
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Okay, quick, tell me about yer book! Me and this emu would like to know!
…and it lives in the Museo de Arte de Ponce, in Puerto Rico, which seems very surprising. The provenance is a super interesting art history head-scratcher.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
…and it lives in the Museo de Arte de Ponce, in Puerto Rico, which seems very surprising. The provenance is a super interesting art history head-scratcher.
Get in, loser, we’re going JUNGLING.
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Get in, loser, we’re going JUNGLING.
Update: Handsome Frank is sick, but gonna be okay. Got some shots and meds. Rest and extra kibble for the old boy.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Update: Handsome Frank is sick, but gonna be okay. Got some shots and meds. Rest and extra kibble for the old boy.
