Elle Kaye
@ellekaye13.bsky.social
50 was supposed to be niftier. Inspired by Florence to somehow profit from my madness. *No DMs
Spouses display strange behaviors and one day everything can change in an instant. I watched mine use a piece of bread as a napkin once. Then, he ate it. I could feel my soul leave my body. I ruminate on it more often than I care to remember.
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Spouses display strange behaviors and one day everything can change in an instant. I watched mine use a piece of bread as a napkin once. Then, he ate it. I could feel my soul leave my body. I ruminate on it more often than I care to remember.
Right fucking meow.
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Right fucking meow.
Well, that certainly got Sascha Riley’s name to stop trending now, didn’t it? How about we get back to releasing those Epstein files?
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Well, that certainly got Sascha Riley’s name to stop trending now, didn’t it? How about we get back to releasing those Epstein files?
Good morning members of the perimenopause community! I’m enjoying the scent of perm solution with my morning coffee. Hope everyone else is basking in the warm delight of burning electrical wires, sulfur, and whatever fresh hell their bodies are creating on this fine January day.
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Good morning members of the perimenopause community! I’m enjoying the scent of perm solution with my morning coffee. Hope everyone else is basking in the warm delight of burning electrical wires, sulfur, and whatever fresh hell their bodies are creating on this fine January day.
My son took an interest in astronomy during the pandemic and I got him a telescope to look at the sky. He would teach me about the solar system and it intrigued and terrified me. He took this photo and I was so proud of what he captured with his eye. I try to focus on the beauty when I remember to.
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
My son took an interest in astronomy during the pandemic and I got him a telescope to look at the sky. He would teach me about the solar system and it intrigued and terrified me. He took this photo and I was so proud of what he captured with his eye. I try to focus on the beauty when I remember to.
One of my favorite creators makes these whimsical edits that gives me moments of bliss in a time that is so crucial to finding joy when we feel guilt for feeling such a way. Thank you again Atti @maroonatti.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 PM
One of my favorite creators makes these whimsical edits that gives me moments of bliss in a time that is so crucial to finding joy when we feel guilt for feeling such a way. Thank you again Atti @maroonatti.bsky.social
My son offered me a piece of gum and when I declined he said, “oh, that’s right, because you chew like Britney Spears coming out of a truck stop bathroom.” Don’t ever think your kids don’t listen. They do. Maybe not when you’d prefer, but they do listen.
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 PM
My son offered me a piece of gum and when I declined he said, “oh, that’s right, because you chew like Britney Spears coming out of a truck stop bathroom.” Don’t ever think your kids don’t listen. They do. Maybe not when you’d prefer, but they do listen.
Hey everyone in the country formerly known as the United States of America, the dictator said you’re welcome to enjoy the Super Bowl this year if that’s your fancy. He won’t be attending.
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Hey everyone in the country formerly known as the United States of America, the dictator said you’re welcome to enjoy the Super Bowl this year if that’s your fancy. He won’t be attending.
I don’t enjoy watching the sports but as someone who enjoys the sofa while my roommate watches; Tom Brady sounds like Muscle Man’s SLIGHTLY smarter brother from Regular Show while commentating. God, I loathe football. Even Taylor Swift couldn’t help me like this abomination. No offense, of course.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I don’t enjoy watching the sports but as someone who enjoys the sofa while my roommate watches; Tom Brady sounds like Muscle Man’s SLIGHTLY smarter brother from Regular Show while commentating. God, I loathe football. Even Taylor Swift couldn’t help me like this abomination. No offense, of course.
Bring this economy to its fucking knees.
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Bring this economy to its fucking knees.
Urgent PSA for the young who enjoy perfume, do not spray on the neck. I repeat, do NOT spray on the neck. You may diligently take care of your face and still find yourself with a neck that’s aged beyond your youthful appearance. I smell lovely but sadly, my old neck would like to have a word.
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Urgent PSA for the young who enjoy perfume, do not spray on the neck. I repeat, do NOT spray on the neck. You may diligently take care of your face and still find yourself with a neck that’s aged beyond your youthful appearance. I smell lovely but sadly, my old neck would like to have a word.