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Elle Blzr
@elleblzr.bsky.social
Just some podunk, Pan, Canadian Lib/Democratic Socialist.
🏳️‍🌈🤓🇨🇦🐶🌿😸📷🎮🍿
Pets, Disabilities, Politics, Mental Health, Gaming, Religion...
My brain is a hodgepodge.
*Don't follow me if you use other peoples' photography without credit. I won't like you.
Stephen Colbert was stopped from being able to broadcast this on TV. The FCC is being used as a puppet to silence those challenging the Orange regime and all their hate filled rhetoric. The Right is scared as they lose grips of previously Red districts.
Keep them scared.
Protect free speech.
Share.
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
"Why are you shopping for ties for your dog? He goes to the park to still avoid everyone and poop."

"Well at least he can look dapper while he avoids everyone and poops! Also, look! Meet Javier."

"Ah. Javier explains it. But won't Dexter drag it through his poop?"

New search: Dog bow ties.
Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
What happened to that one saying? Oh, what was it?

We don't negotiate with felons? No, not that one.
We don't negotiate with rapists? No, not quite.
We don't negotiate with pedophiles? Should be, but it's not.

We don't negotiate with terrorists? That's the one!

Maybe Carney gets it.
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Ollie, the chillest of orange chonks.

#Caturday #Cats #CatsofBluesky #OrangeBrainCell
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Reposted by Elle Blzr
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Pretty spunky for a 15 year old good boy. 🐶

My doom scrolling is way up. Too much. Today, I am watching cute pet videos and overfeeding my critters treats. Protect your mental health, folks.

#Dogs #DogsofBluesky #SeniorDogs
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Double blep.
My critters are each others' emotional support pet. The little weirdos take the buddy system very seriously.

#Cats #Dogs #Blep
#PetsofBluesky
#OrangeBrainCell
#DrinkingProblem
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
December 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Let the #Christmas #movie #bingeing begin!
🛑🕛🍗 #Gremlins time!

Maybe you are #solo, or #without #family this Christmas. It's okay. It is also okay to not be okay about it. Over time, I have realized my #mental #health is worth way more than crumbs of very conditional love and some dry turkey.
December 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tonight, just to get home I had to walk through a park at dusk. I didn't stop to have the chat a guy felt #entitled to. Ended with a speed walk home hearing that same man screaming 'Rude ungrateful bitch' following along behind me.
#NoHello #KeepYourHello #NO #FuckYourPSA
Our lives over your egos.
Constantly Calculating Risk #duet #psa #hi #men #bear #threat #risk #danger #survival #survivor #no
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#Dolores was the best thing about #Jurassic Park Rebirth. Sad.🦖🦟🦕
a person is carrying a cat in a backpack and the word kepler is on the bottom right
Alt: A girl is carrying a baby aquilops dinosaur, named Dolores, in a backpack. From a scene in Jurassic World Rebirth.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My little four legged #antidepressant has distracted me from #doom-scrolling lately. He was the goodest of boys today while I cut his hair. Didn't get bitey once, which is a big win with this crotchety old man #dog. Next up, bath, to wash off the wet food he decided to wear.
#Dogs #SeniorDogLife
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#PatrickFitzgerald is amazing at parodies. For anyone wanting some needed smiles and laughs with their political binging.

#Ugly #Orange #PutinsPuppet #47Felon #DonaldTrump #FDJT #OrangeMussolini #Muppets #Parody
Sir! (Donald Trump / Muppets song parody)
YouTube video by Patrick Fitzgerald
youtu.be
August 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No gains for Maine. Enjoy your dead economy. Puck off!
A loser senator from Maine wrote to Canadian representatives asking them to commit treason, break up our country and join the United States of Trump.
I had to school him in basic facts about Canadian values and our readiness to defend our nation from fascists.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bpt...
CHARLIE ANGUS: MESSAGE TO THE LOSER SENATOR FROM MAINE
YouTube video by Charlie Angus
www.youtube.com
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today's smiles are brought to you by toe beans.

#Cat #OrangeCat #OrangeBrainCell
May 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Pristine cat tree.
Dirty floor mat.
Orange brain cell choices.

Look at him, just rubbing in my spending choices right meow.

#Cat #OrangeCat #OrangeBrainCell
May 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I need to get stuff done while I have the spoons...
The cat is cuddling me hard.
Motivation is sapping...

*Gives sweater off back*

I have made my escape.

#Cat #OrangeCat #OrangeBrainCell
May 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
#MarkCarney has abolished a representative for the #disabled population of #Canada. There are about 500k of us just in #Ontario on #ODSP - which #DougFord left off the #budget2025 aside from inflation - Rent increases likely won't even be covered by that. #LegislatedPoverty
Thanks, Government. 🖕
Advocates call absence of disability ministry in PM's new cabinet 'a real slap in the face' | CBC News
When Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled his new cabinet this week, one notable position was omitted from the roster: the minister of diversity, inclusion and persons with disabilities.
www.cbc.ca
May 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Bad pain days suck. But these guys have given me 14 years of making bad days suck less.

One day, maybe I'll win the lottery, and HealthCare Connect actually connects me with a doctor after 7 years without.

Off to watch Flintstones. 🙄
#DougFordSucks

#Cat #Dog #ChronicPain #InvisibleDisabilities
May 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM