Ella the Generous
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Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
Pillow of the community. The most executive transsexual you've ever had the pleasure of e-meeting. Profiteering off deep tissue massage since 1868.
7 times in a row
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 AM
7 times in a row
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BRING BACK ASBESTOS
I'm starting a business selling asbestos and asbestos accessories, including a range of asbestos-based bracelets, septum rings, and custom vape filters.
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
BRING BACK ASBESTOS
BRING BACK ASBESTOS
I'm starting a business selling asbestos and asbestos accessories, including a range of asbestos-based bracelets, septum rings, and custom vape filters.
January 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
BRING BACK ASBESTOS
Hell of a day to be reading Smedley
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hell of a day to be reading Smedley
Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother
December 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hour 7 of the car journey and im weeping while trying to explain the story of Gilgamesh and Enkidu to my brother
In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.
December 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In 1982 this was called the Graham Gooch week.
So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf
December 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So it turns out ice hockey is fucking incredible wtf
Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue
Mmmmm
Tongue has been very good from what I have seen this series
December 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Midnight cricket gang loves Josh Tongue
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COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
COURT FAGGOT [koart fag•ut] sb. This seems to have been the name, anciently given, to the best and choicest kind of fagot.
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I wish all my central European transexuals a happy trout
December 24, 2023 at 4:06 PM
I wish all my central European transexuals a happy trout
With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race.
One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race.
One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
The third week of submarine school comes to an end.
I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world.
I think, maybe, I understand subs now?
I must speak with John Raveman
I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world.
I think, maybe, I understand subs now?
I must speak with John Raveman
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The third week of submarine school comes to an end.
I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world.
I think, maybe, I understand subs now?
I must speak with John Raveman
I am changed. The taste of air frightens me, I look people differently now. Unknowable anticipation has made a home in my heart. I have taken the first steps in a new world.
I think, maybe, I understand subs now?
I must speak with John Raveman
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I have been brave enough to manifest, will you be brave enough to find me?
December 16, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I have been brave enough to manifest, will you be brave enough to find me?
Day 11 of submarine school. Ive come down with a terrible fever and been sent to the pharmacist's mate to recover. She insists that oestrogen will make me more compliant in future procedures.
Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet.
F:BBA
Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet.
F:BBA
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Day 11 of submarine school. Ive come down with a terrible fever and been sent to the pharmacist's mate to recover. She insists that oestrogen will make me more compliant in future procedures.
Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet.
F:BBA
Im starting to feel pretty suspicious about this whole sub school, ive not seen a single boat yet.
F:BBA
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BOY-BEAT [boi-beet] adj. Beaten by a person younger than oneself.
'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat
'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
BOY-BEAT [boi-beet] adj. Beaten by a person younger than oneself.
'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat
'My father, he carried the sway at stack building for fifteen year; at last they begun to talk o' puttin' me up; 'Now I've done,' the ole chap says 'I wunt be boy-beat
Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Day 8 of Submarine school. Listening to the Das Boot soundtrack in the wardroom of the Kitchen-Island-Trannery during dyke poker night. This is to improve teamwork among the crew during stressful situations.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Day 6 of submarine school. The entire class is being made to listen to cricket on the radio at 4am to ensure the success of the AUKUS agreement.
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
This act of emotional self-harm and psychic endurance is all part of the mental breaking process to make us more sympathetic to subs.
F: BBA
Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Day 4 of submarine school. We're learning the most efficient way to pack the equipment and beans and etc so it doesn't get wet on account of the water. Im learning so much.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Second day of Submarine school, they're making me haul 9 pairs of surplus boots across the country to show that I understand the importance of leather and the efficiency of water-borne shipping.
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
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I just miss him
November 26, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I just miss him
First day of submarine school wish me luck
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
First day of submarine school wish me luck
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Getting through today by watching Hunt for Red October whilst wearing the officer's hat