Today my uterus is attacking me in ways that can only be described as being similar to The Battle of Hastings 😿

When others finally find a rotten egg on bluesky I already knew about it’s time for the little victory dance

Not my holiday but here’s a thanksgiving gif anyway…. Or is it just an excuse for me to post a ridiculous gif 👻

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So my neighbours adult step kids are Christmas lovers… I wonder if they’ll leave cookies and milk out for the man with the sack 😺

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The monday vibe today as represented in a gif… it’s a cruel one today but you can get through it and if not you will be remembered for your courage and bravery just for making the effort.

*Ma advises that being delusional comes with more perks then being practical, so daydream away folks 😸

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Introducing the family Christmas gathering gif where all is not merry and rather very incredibly fiery but at least we have gifts with our biffs….

It’s a triggering season for those who have trauma so please don’t be a wanker or else the evil one will come knocking on your door Moots & Co!

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Fried mushy brain is on the menu tonight Moots & Co!

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I’m bloody thirsty Moots & Co!

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Always remember that math is an important part of your education because when dealing with explosive materials things can go horribly wrong if you miscalculate the measurements Moots & Co💥

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Oh my freaking gosh it’s bloody Christmas soon and that Moots & Co is the true horror because didn’t Christmas just happen like a few months ago 🙀

🎵It’s the most terrifying time of the year🎶

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Hey Moots & Co! It’s been a long enough break you all had from me don’t you think?😹

Where I’m from Halloween happens in the spring time and there is something truly magical about the dead rising with the flowers during a the cold sunshiny day 🌺💀🌸

*And tonight we have thunder and lightning 👻

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Happy Halloween Moots & Co!

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The feeling that one must eat brains with their spicy fermented blood like wine, that may or may not be real blood, on this Blood Thirsty Thursday is strong enough to raise the dead; and of course I know this post makes no sense 🎃

Have a fantastic bloody day Moots & Co!

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Happy Terrifier Tuesday Moots & Co!

Is it just me or are Arts kills also creative masterpieces that deserve to be displayed in a museum 🎃

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All Mothers of Horror are too busy for us right now but if any of us do something that makes their lives difficult they turn us into mindless candy that will be handed out this Friday Moots & Co!

You’ve been warned 😼