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Lizzie
@elizzosaurusrex.bsky.social
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Apex predator 🦖 Resident ginger 👩🏻‍🦰 Space nerd 🚀 Nursenary 😷 Spite house 🏠 Aro 💚 She/her

📍 Baltimore / NYC
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After x number of days after the ghost, my ex finally texted me some generic goodbye BS. And I want to believe it's bc yesterday my dad accidentally texted a pic of my uncle's dead deer to the family group chat that my ex was in. And my mom was talking about cooking the heart like a serial killer 🤣
Dad: Uncle Doug tagged a 7 pt in NY this morning. Claims it was a 200 yd shot My sister: nice! Mom: he's bringing the heart to me. I'll clean it, cook it, dice it, and put it in the freezer. It's a great dog treat and food for my barn cats
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Muse - absolution
November 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Claw of hypermobility
Hand holding a can and bagel chips container between the thumb and index finger and index finger and middle finger
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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This is the best text I received re: election night 🤣 @kmosays.bsky.social
Debra Messing is crashing out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Meanwhile me briefing him on our post Xmas stay at the farm 🤭
My sister will be there first so unfortunately we don't get the master bedroom but that's ok bc instead we get to stay in the haunted room with the bed from the 1800s that my ancestors were born in and died in
October 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Me n bro boytoy basking in alcohol energy 😂
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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😂😂😂
Him: I'll make you a deal. If you get us out of Chicago I'll drive the rest of the way Me: why are you afraid to ride w me lol Him: I'm not. I was offering to drive the boring bit. If anything I trust you with the hard part. IM TRYING TO BE NICE LIZ Me: aww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me Him: it's still a no isn't it
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Very Mom ™️ and Dad ™️ responses here 😂
Me: Dad was right about getting these super good rain tires instead of another set of track tires bc everyone around me on my commute home this morning was hydroplaning and I was going my usual speed w no issues. I forgot what I got but they are 10/10 like the tire guys said they would be Mom: Oh good but still be very careful Dad: The brand is Cooper. I forget the model or style
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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My Dunkin rewards balance is 666 and I'm so upset that there's no option to cash them in for a soul or something 👿
Screenshot of the rewards page in the Dunkin app showing 666 total points
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Hudson River this AM 😍
Fog rolling over a river next to a hill of trees changing color
October 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is my aura ✨💫
Insta post by @the_dapper_shrimp that says 'wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice' and shows a shrimp on a beach in front of a rainbow in the sky
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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I can be an overbearing person and tend to insert myself in everything so I told one of my friends he needs a safe word for when I'm doing too much but bc I'm overbearing I selected it myself and chose 'nutria' for when I'm being invasive

He's only ever lived in MD so this how it's going 🤣
Me: it feels shady Him: bullshit Him: or large south rat thing Me: your parents are very intense Him: Nutella Me: I'm a little bit afraid of them Me: nutria 😂
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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In memoriam
Green/yellow flatworm on a silvery background
September 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Backyard critter surveillance. ACAB except guard puppies 😂
A lab behind a chair dutifully peering out a window A groundhog near sunset in a patch of grass next to a shed w farm machinery
August 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Moms and the today show lmao 💞 👯‍♀️
Mom: Thats a big thing. Today show featured a story about using utvs etc. Glad wv is on top of the trend. Lol
August 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Today in this is why I am the way I am 🤣🤓💀
Texted photo to the family group chat of a book about managing adult ADHD Dad: At the APA conference in Denver. Anyone in the family want a copy of this book Dad: Turns out this is a prepublication copy. Actually available about October. I ordered a copy with both the APA conference and prepublication discounts. Mom: I like that Russel Barkley is an author. Dad: One of the Gurus on ADHD and practical approaches to management. He's been one of the best researchers on behavioral, limited use of or no medication, management of ADHD over the last 40 years or so. Practical, and effective, solutions. Mom: Your dad and I attended a workshop in the fall of 1986. His work was impressive. Dad: One of his most well known students, and mentee's, was on faculty at Lehigh when I was there. George DePaul. He is a national expert on management of ADHD behavior in the classroom. How to help students focus and learn. Mom: And he came to our house when he visited alfred....had dinner with us.
August 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Keeper of the Charts ™️ is my most important duty in this life
Them: do you have my birth chart on hand Me: always
August 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Off the crutches. But at what cost 🥀
Swollen bruised ankle with an elephant tattoo below a cartoon thought bubble that says 'help me SOS'
July 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Made it to Michigan for baby brother's wedding 🥲
Me: are we all gonna die in this corn sweat situation Him: absolutely
July 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Best day of my life 😭😭😭
Beyonce in the air on a lit up horseshoe
July 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Back in Baltimore for like 12 hrs 😮‍💨
Deck w wooden patio furniture w white cushions, string lights, and a closed umbrella. LGBTQIA and Palestine flags on the railing. Cloudy night sky in the background
July 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Help
Weather app showing 101 temp, feels like 112 temp, and an excessive heat warning
June 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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This part from notes of a crocodile
"On how to love well: Instead of embracing a romantic ideal, you must confront the meaning of every great love that has shattered, shard by shard."
June 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Recruiter texts are getting more unhinged daily
"Helloooo!! (Insert Mrs. Doubtfire voice) BOOO another agency, I knowww. 😂 However, this could be a game changer since most people suck these days...I'm a chatty cathy, ADHD, down to earth farmer that loves a good drink and an entertaining convo. Dare ya to call and swap stories and let's get back to L-I-V-I-N and find the perfect assignment for YOU!! - Julie with Fusion Medical Staffing"
June 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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The house I'm staying in this summer is probably 100 years old and the original floors are beautiful 😍
Restored dark hardwood floors
June 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM