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Liz Sage ❄️
@elizlipp.bsky.social
I'm not a bad bitch and this isn't savage.
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LabCorp out here playing with people though for real.
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
There's no other way forward but onward with this woman. We're doing this, and yes, it's THAT Black woman.

Let's fucking go. #CrockettForSenate
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Give me the phone now."
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This amuses me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Finally got my hands on the audio. I have a lot of opinions already and I'm barely 30 minutes in.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This album has become my kryptonite and I don't care who knows it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This is the real Weekend at Bernie's, is it?
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A local unfiltered animal shelter wants you to know this little guy is up for adoption. They're honest and I like that. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Okay but seriously, does this album have a bad song?
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hmm.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"Oh, my husband just died? I sure hope I have one of his offspring inside of me." is some Serena Joy type bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
🚩 Not MAGA, but an independent and a moderate.
🚩 "America First".
🚩 Refusal to acknowledge the lie that the state was left a surplus.
🚩 Believes if there's a surplus that taxes shouldn't increase.
🚩 Uses language like "free handouts" and "moocher" in political discourse.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Because horseshoe, that's why.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I've been screaming about propaganda since I could vote. I'm not sure why warning folks isn't enough to ensure people don't fall for conspiracy theories. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I get in weird musical moods. Sometimes that means you listen to Boston, a little Def Leppard, and now REO Speedwagon.

I should listen to Chicago next. Then Genesis!
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
🧊BALTIMORE COUNTY🧊
ICY ROADS - Icy roads have been reported around the Golden Ring Shopping Center. Please use caution in the area.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The current season of #Fortnite be like
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
One soldier from the pedo army held strong.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A $28 billion dollar industry that Republicans created with a loophole.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Those files aren't the files you're looking for.
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
These might be the second batch because I'm dumb and messed up the first batch. I make them all of the time, just had a brain fart, I guess. I use the All Recipes version online. I just substituted Splenda for sugar (always 1 cup less than called for) and I'm heavy handed with the peanut butter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reading any given headline this week like
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is so damn beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The chokehold these have on me rn
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM