Eliza Sea
@elizasea.bsky.social
Feral housewife. I make things, I pick up heavy things, I dance, and I play make believe. This is just me screaming at the void. 🩷💜💙 she/her
I mixed my ube matcha latte and it looks like swamp water but is delicious
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I mixed my ube matcha latte and it looks like swamp water but is delicious
Also my coach was mean and made me use the 40 lbs dumbbells on my one armed row. I was gonna grab a 35.
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Also my coach was mean and made me use the 40 lbs dumbbells on my one armed row. I was gonna grab a 35.
Girl scout cookies are $5 a box now. That's some horse shit. Still bought 5 boxes on my way home from the gym.
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Girl scout cookies are $5 a box now. That's some horse shit. Still bought 5 boxes on my way home from the gym.
So uh...I took some pre workout before the gym. I did like 900lbs more on bench and curls than I did last week. (Pretend the gif was 900)
a cartoon character says it 's over 9000 !!
ALT: a cartoon character says it 's over 9000 !!
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January 27, 2026 at 1:10 AM
So uh...I took some pre workout before the gym. I did like 900lbs more on bench and curls than I did last week. (Pretend the gif was 900)
In a move surprising absolutely no one, one of my childhood bullies is a bootlicker. 🙄
January 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
In a move surprising absolutely no one, one of my childhood bullies is a bootlicker. 🙄
I just saw a fan edit someone used as a trailer for the new chapter of their fanfic. Some days, I love humanity.
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 AM
I just saw a fan edit someone used as a trailer for the new chapter of their fanfic. Some days, I love humanity.
Is it freezing outside? Yes. Am I eating ice cream? Also yes.
January 25, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Is it freezing outside? Yes. Am I eating ice cream? Also yes.
Chronic illness is going to the gym and lifting the equivalent of a grown man 10 times in a row multiple times, and also needing to go lie down after doing the dishes.
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Chronic illness is going to the gym and lifting the equivalent of a grown man 10 times in a row multiple times, and also needing to go lie down after doing the dishes.
Look I went to the gym. Two of my exercises were body weight (pushups and Bulgarian split squats)
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Look I went to the gym. Two of my exercises were body weight (pushups and Bulgarian split squats)
I don't wanna go to the gym I want to lie in bed and have an existential crisis but there's fascists out there that aren't skipping the gym so I'm not skipping the gym. It's deadlift day, dammit.
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I don't wanna go to the gym I want to lie in bed and have an existential crisis but there's fascists out there that aren't skipping the gym so I'm not skipping the gym. It's deadlift day, dammit.
I'm eating protein fiber collagen ice cream and istg it actually tastes good.
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I'm eating protein fiber collagen ice cream and istg it actually tastes good.
Welp, had a lot of big feels about shit going on, so I lifted weights about it. Not bad for arm day.
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Welp, had a lot of big feels about shit going on, so I lifted weights about it. Not bad for arm day.
So the brown haired guy from Heated Rivalry is in fact NOT the guy from Saltburn.
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
So the brown haired guy from Heated Rivalry is in fact NOT the guy from Saltburn.
I literally just got bit by a fucking mosquito on Christmas Day.
December 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I literally just got bit by a fucking mosquito on Christmas Day.
The girliepops on Tiktok have started shipping Anakin Skywalker and Paul Atreides and I am here for the toxic space emperor yaoi
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The girliepops on Tiktok have started shipping Anakin Skywalker and Paul Atreides and I am here for the toxic space emperor yaoi
I made a joke to a cute girl 15 years ago that sock yarn doesn't count as part of your stash. Today, she came back from Portugal with the Portuguese wool I asked for, and a ball of my favorite sock yarn "because sock yarn doesn't count".
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I made a joke to a cute girl 15 years ago that sock yarn doesn't count as part of your stash. Today, she came back from Portugal with the Portuguese wool I asked for, and a ball of my favorite sock yarn "because sock yarn doesn't count".
I went to the gym because I thought it was deadlift day. It was not. It was squat day.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I went to the gym because I thought it was deadlift day. It was not. It was squat day.
I highly suggest having an emotional support rotisserie chicken in the fridge. Get emotional? Grab a handful of chicken and eat it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I highly suggest having an emotional support rotisserie chicken in the fridge. Get emotional? Grab a handful of chicken and eat it.
It is the year 2025. Remixes of Delerium's Silence are still dropping. This song will never die. Every remix is fire.
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is the year 2025. Remixes of Delerium's Silence are still dropping. This song will never die. Every remix is fire.
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Libraries do so much for our communities and families and we'd like to give back!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Libraries do so much for our communities and families and we'd like to give back!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
Please take time this coming week to send an email or postcard of appreciation for your library to your superintendent, school board/city council, county commissioners court- or to librarians themselves!
It's the middle of November and I'm sitting on my back porch in shorts and a tank top getting bit by mosquitoes.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's the middle of November and I'm sitting on my back porch in shorts and a tank top getting bit by mosquitoes.
When one of the local larp venues posts a picture of their 4th of July celebrations and someone's wearing a fucking Nazi hat in one of them. I know where my money isn't going.
July 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When one of the local larp venues posts a picture of their 4th of July celebrations and someone's wearing a fucking Nazi hat in one of them. I know where my money isn't going.
And now we have reached the "inner thoughts exposition ninja run" section.
July 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And now we have reached the "inner thoughts exposition ninja run" section.
Idk why I keep saying his name nuh-ROO-toe instead of the proper pronunciation but whatever. I'm watching Kakashi and Not Rock Lee fighting this thing that looks like a kitsune made out of bubblegum. Naruto has constantly been on fire.
July 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Idk why I keep saying his name nuh-ROO-toe instead of the proper pronunciation but whatever. I'm watching Kakashi and Not Rock Lee fighting this thing that looks like a kitsune made out of bubblegum. Naruto has constantly been on fire.
I'm watching Bleach Thousand Year War with my nephew. We're somewhere in season 2 and so far it's "My power works like this" "Oh yeah? Well I beat you because my power works like that." "Yeah but my power also works this way that cancels out your power" repeat until someone finally dies.
July 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm watching Bleach Thousand Year War with my nephew. We're somewhere in season 2 and so far it's "My power works like this" "Oh yeah? Well I beat you because my power works like that." "Yeah but my power also works this way that cancels out your power" repeat until someone finally dies.