Love when I put something in a “responsible place” and immediately turn my own home into a scavenger hunt with no clues.

A pickle is just a cucumber that’s been through some things. Honestly, relatable.

Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.

At this point, the only thing I’m sure about is that ‘reply all’ was invented to make us all question our life choices.

Love when I tell myself I’ll go to bed early, then suddenly it’s 3AM and I’m deep in an internet rabbit hole about 17th-century bread prices.