elisecap.bsky.social
@elisecap.bsky.social
Sorry. I prefer Democracy.
@martin.kleppmann.com
I'm a Northwestern capstone grad student working on an early stage asset database. The project is on distributed systems with issues around schema evolution, trust and designing for future use case.
I'm a Northwestern capstone grad student working on an early stage asset database. The project is on distributed systems with issues around schema evolution, trust and designing for future use case.
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
@martin.kleppmann.com
I'm a Northwestern capstone grad student working on an early stage asset database. The project is on distributed systems with issues around schema evolution, trust and designing for future use case.
I'm a Northwestern capstone grad student working on an early stage asset database. The project is on distributed systems with issues around schema evolution, trust and designing for future use case.
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place — theonion.com/jd-vance-cla...
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
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January 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place — theonion.com/jd-vance-cla...
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles — theonion.com/trump-still-...
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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January 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles — theonion.com/trump-still-...
@hobokenemily.bsky.social Congrats Emily!! Im so excited to see you in these Hoboken streets doing for the city, its animals and people. Hooray!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@hobokenemily.bsky.social Congrats Emily!! Im so excited to see you in these Hoboken streets doing for the city, its animals and people. Hooray!!!
Thank you. Have a good day.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Thank you. Have a good day.
What was @americaneagle.bsky.social thinking, no one passes down those jeans. @levis.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
What was @americaneagle.bsky.social thinking, no one passes down those jeans. @levis.bsky.social
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With Kaleidoscope's Soul Fed, you will:
🍯 Feed your strands.
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🌿 Nourish your soul
🧡 Thank you for supporting brands that celebrate beauty in every texture.
Available at major retailers near you.
🍯 Feed your strands.
💧 Restore your shine.
🌿 Nourish your soul
🧡 Thank you for supporting brands that celebrate beauty in every texture.
Available at major retailers near you.
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
With Kaleidoscope's Soul Fed, you will:
🍯 Feed your strands.
💧 Restore your shine.
🌿 Nourish your soul
🧡 Thank you for supporting brands that celebrate beauty in every texture.
Available at major retailers near you.
🍯 Feed your strands.
💧 Restore your shine.
🌿 Nourish your soul
🧡 Thank you for supporting brands that celebrate beauty in every texture.
Available at major retailers near you.
202 224 6542
Be respectful
Be respectful
Speaker Johnson: What are you hiding?
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
You’re more interested in covering up what happened at the Epstein Mansion than protecting Americans’ health care.
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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Be respectful
Be respectful
@hasanabirepeater.bsky.social GET OFF TWITTER!!! You are allowing the right to remain powerful by being there. Leave!
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@hasanabirepeater.bsky.social GET OFF TWITTER!!! You are allowing the right to remain powerful by being there. Leave!
September 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
May 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Please take this survey. The answers will help urban wildlife: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Survey
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This short survey is part of a research project exploring how people feel about wildlife in cities or growing urban areas—especially animals that may have been displaced by development.
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April 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Please take this survey. The answers will help urban wildlife: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
@asklyft.bsky.social hello. I added $100 to my Lyft cash on Sunday and then took rides that do not yet total $50. Why is my balance $46 now?
March 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@asklyft.bsky.social hello. I added $100 to my Lyft cash on Sunday and then took rides that do not yet total $50. Why is my balance $46 now?
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All the glory to God.
January 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All the glory to God.
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Over $56,000 raised for the Humane Society during our Puppy and Kitten Inauguration so far to help animals affected by the LA fires! Come join us:
LIVE: PUPPY AND KITTEN INAUGURATION
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January 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Over $56,000 raised for the Humane Society during our Puppy and Kitten Inauguration so far to help animals affected by the LA fires! Come join us:
Save our treasury under Trump
January 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Save our treasury under Trump
Deactivated my Twitter.. thank you
a group of dogs standing next to each other with the words wednesday is here
ALT: a group of dogs standing next to each other with the words wednesday is here
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December 19, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Deactivated my Twitter.. thank you
Dogs need adopting
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December 17, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Dogs need adopting
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