SimpleKnight
@eliothochberg.bsky.social
The least famous person you know
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December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No time for the full video?
Check this out!
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Or just head to pardcastathon.com for the whole thing and to donate to @smiletrain.org
Check this out!
youtube.com/shorts/CoorM...
Or just head to pardcastathon.com for the whole thing and to donate to @smiletrain.org
Pretty much every season of: The White Lotus #podcast #comedy #smiletrain
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December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Check this out!
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Or just head to pardcastathon.com for the whole thing and to donate to @smiletrain.org
Check this out!
youtube.com/shorts/CoorM...
Or just head to pardcastathon.com for the whole thing and to donate to @smiletrain.org
Sometimes when I see a dog out in the world, I'll wave at them and they'll look at me like "Please save me."
Anyway, anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
Anyway, anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sometimes when I see a dog out in the world, I'll wave at them and they'll look at me like "Please save me."
Anyway, anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
Anyway, anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
Proof that Hegseth is a Slytherin
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Proof that Hegseth is a Slytherin
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I'm told this Tuesday is Giving Tuesday!
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I'm told this Tuesday is Giving Tuesday!
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Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
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December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I'm told this Tuesday is Giving Tuesday!
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I'm told this Tuesday is Giving Tuesday!
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The canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
Reposted by SimpleKnight
Reposted by SimpleKnight
Our own @eliothochberg.bsky.social is back from a trip to Indonesia and spent some time witnessing the wonderful work the folks at @smiletrain.org do!
Please enjoy this!
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Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!
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Please enjoy this!
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Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!
support.smiletrain.org/page/pardcas...
Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
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November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Our own @eliothochberg.bsky.social is back from a trip to Indonesia and spent some time witnessing the wonderful work the folks at @smiletrain.org do!
Please enjoy this!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!
support.smiletrain.org/page/pardcas...
Please enjoy this!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!
support.smiletrain.org/page/pardcas...
Surprise! A new Smile Train benefit video is LIVE!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Please take a look, and donate if you can!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Please take a look, and donate if you can!
Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
YouTube video by Never Not Funny
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November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Surprise! A new Smile Train benefit video is LIVE!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Please take a look, and donate if you can!
youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Please take a look, and donate if you can!
Life keeps interrupting my day
Life has ADHD
Life has ADHD
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Life keeps interrupting my day
Life has ADHD
Life has ADHD
I don't know what you expected me to do, but I hope you feel better
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I don't know what you expected me to do, but I hope you feel better
But you didn't show all the emails where I *WASN'T* on a crime plane/island!
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
But you didn't show all the emails where I *WASN'T* on a crime plane/island!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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DEF: vaintain
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
DEF: vaintain
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
Secularism, by its nature, can have no doctrine
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Secularism, by its nature, can have no doctrine
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Is there any rule against a senator polling their constituents to see what they want them to do on any given vote?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Is there any rule against a senator polling their constituents to see what they want them to do on any given vote?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
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Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
What exactly is the right amount of money to pay to know that a piece of software or hardware will just always work?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What exactly is the right amount of money to pay to know that a piece of software or hardware will just always work?
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Obituary: Edmund Thomason died early this week suffering from "It's safe to make toast in the bathroom, I've done it dozens of times"
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Obituary: Edmund Thomason died early this week suffering from "It's safe to make toast in the bathroom, I've done it dozens of times"
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
I have just received what I can only describe as a Formal Dress Sweatpants Suit
I may have reached my final form
I may have reached my final form
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have just received what I can only describe as a Formal Dress Sweatpants Suit
I may have reached my final form
I may have reached my final form
Not in a position to say what "it" is
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Not in a position to say what "it" is
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM