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The least famous person you know

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You're the king of sound cues, so I ask

What's the best software for them?
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No time for the full video?

Check this out!

youtube.com/shorts/CoorM...

Or just head to pardcastathon.com for the whole thing and to donate to @smiletrain.org
Pretty much every season of: The White Lotus #podcast #comedy #smiletrain
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December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sometimes when I see a dog out in the world, I'll wave at them and they'll look at me like "Please save me."

Anyway, anyone know a good criminal lawyer?
December 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Proof that Hegseth is a Slytherin
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Please do have a look and donate if you haven't already!

I'm told this Tuesday is Giving Tuesday!

youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E
Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
YouTube video by Never Not Funny
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December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Our own @eliothochberg.bsky.social is back from a trip to Indonesia and spent some time witnessing the wonderful work the folks at @smiletrain.org do!

Please enjoy this!

youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E

Donate and help them continue their incredible mission!

support.smiletrain.org/page/pardcas...
Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
YouTube video by Never Not Funny
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November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Surprise! A new Smile Train benefit video is LIVE!

youtu.be/qpgeb-tUM_E

Please take a look, and donate if you can!
Never Not Funny - Indonesia!
YouTube video by Never Not Funny
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Life keeps interrupting my day

Life has ADHD
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I don't know what you expected me to do, but I hope you feel better
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
But you didn't show all the emails where I *WASN'T* on a crime plane/island!
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
DEF: vaintain

verb

Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Secularism, by its nature, can have no doctrine

If it did, it would be religion

But if it DID have one, it would be

Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose

To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Is there any rule against a senator polling their constituents to see what they want them to do on any given vote?

Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What exactly is the right amount of money to pay to know that a piece of software or hardware will just always work?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Obituary: Edmund Thomason died early this week suffering from "It's safe to make toast in the bathroom, I've done it dozens of times"

Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I have just received what I can only describe as a Formal Dress Sweatpants Suit

I may have reached my final form
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Not in a position to say what "it" is

But I did it

I effing did it

It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes

But I did it!
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a car on it!

#weirdcarbs
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM