Elijah
@elijah-raine.bsky.social
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Elijah
@elijah-raine.bsky.social
· Nov 24
“In all the timelines, in all the possibilities, only you can show me this.”
"There is no prize to perfection, only an end to pursuit."
Yay electricity bill last month is lower than the previous ones. Either I really conserved energy big time or it’s just some price adjustment.
February 16, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Yay electricity bill last month is lower than the previous ones. Either I really conserved energy big time or it’s just some price adjustment.
I want to eat pecking duck 😩
February 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I want to eat pecking duck 😩
24 hours out of home/at work plus i have to work morning shift again tomorrow
Atp just kill me
Atp just kill me
February 15, 2026 at 11:06 AM
24 hours out of home/at work plus i have to work morning shift again tomorrow
Atp just kill me
Atp just kill me
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[flirting]
*you're
*you're
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 PM
[flirting]
*you're
*you're
I am only hating on this day because despite my schedule preparations in anticipation of heavy traffic, somehow valentines day managed to trump me and absolutely fuck over my commute schedule by making me wait 45 minutes out in the rain for a jeep and now I’ll be late for work.
February 14, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I am only hating on this day because despite my schedule preparations in anticipation of heavy traffic, somehow valentines day managed to trump me and absolutely fuck over my commute schedule by making me wait 45 minutes out in the rain for a jeep and now I’ll be late for work.
My friends in the gc planning their dates with their gfs tomorrow and posting pics of the bouquets they got them and Im just here contemplating taking myself out (either that means death or for food idk yet)
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
My friends in the gc planning their dates with their gfs tomorrow and posting pics of the bouquets they got them and Im just here contemplating taking myself out (either that means death or for food idk yet)
My coworkers using gpt and other ai bots as their source of information/search engine is mortifying because they just swallow the summarized info willy nilly and it’s the absolute truth for them, no nuance.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 AM
My coworkers using gpt and other ai bots as their source of information/search engine is mortifying because they just swallow the summarized info willy nilly and it’s the absolute truth for them, no nuance.
The sexual tension between my bank account and my salary is nonexistent. They are not attracted to each other enough apparently to close the distance between them.
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The sexual tension between my bank account and my salary is nonexistent. They are not attracted to each other enough apparently to close the distance between them.
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Hello Friday.
Portrait of a Woman Playing a Lute, Master of the 1540s.
Portrait of a Woman Playing a Lute, Master of the 1540s.
February 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Hello Friday.
Portrait of a Woman Playing a Lute, Master of the 1540s.
Portrait of a Woman Playing a Lute, Master of the 1540s.
Just once I wish our payroll actually arrives within the 8 AM-5 PM range of a day and not at grave-o-clock because what the hell am I gonna do at that time with the money
February 13, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Just once I wish our payroll actually arrives within the 8 AM-5 PM range of a day and not at grave-o-clock because what the hell am I gonna do at that time with the money
I don't understand LazPay berating me with payment notices through unknown number calls, texts, and emails for a bill due in three days AND also given my good history in payments. Like they're trying to piss me off of using their services.
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I don't understand LazPay berating me with payment notices through unknown number calls, texts, and emails for a bill due in three days AND also given my good history in payments. Like they're trying to piss me off of using their services.
Much as I loved fruity and floral notes with coffee back when I was working as a roaster, I seriously still appreciate chocolatey and nutty notes for my daily coffee.
Bright tasting notes are more of a special occasion-every weekend kinda thing for me.
Bright tasting notes are more of a special occasion-every weekend kinda thing for me.
February 13, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Much as I loved fruity and floral notes with coffee back when I was working as a roaster, I seriously still appreciate chocolatey and nutty notes for my daily coffee.
Bright tasting notes are more of a special occasion-every weekend kinda thing for me.
Bright tasting notes are more of a special occasion-every weekend kinda thing for me.
Had no idea those bottled minced garlic exploded when sautéing until awhile ago so either the “oil” it was submerged in was water and caused them to misbehave or I’m cursed at cooking this week
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Had no idea those bottled minced garlic exploded when sautéing until awhile ago so either the “oil” it was submerged in was water and caused them to misbehave or I’m cursed at cooking this week
I was just talking to myself about wanting a carabiner and then I see a fucking reel for cara-boners and now I want one even if they’re probably not practical
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I was just talking to myself about wanting a carabiner and then I see a fucking reel for cara-boners and now I want one even if they’re probably not practical
The sun is usually almost hiding at this hour but now it’s still bright out and it’s really messing with my internal time.
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 AM
The sun is usually almost hiding at this hour but now it’s still bright out and it’s really messing with my internal time.
6 months at work finally and I'm feeling ready to retire tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 AM
6 months at work finally and I'm feeling ready to retire tomorrow
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Today is #WorldPulsesDay and kidney beans feature in this edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social on toxins in common fruits and vegetables - did you know that uncooked kidney beans contain a toxin that can cause nausea and diarrhoea? cen.acs.org/biological-c...
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#ChemSky 🧪
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Today is #WorldPulsesDay and kidney beans feature in this edition of #PeriodicGraphics in @cenmag.bsky.social on toxins in common fruits and vegetables - did you know that uncooked kidney beans contain a toxin that can cause nausea and diarrhoea? cen.acs.org/biological-c...
#ChemSky 🧪
#ChemSky 🧪
Fucking hate these amoeba brains commenting on the topic of same sex relationships being legally recognized in the country with fucking bible verses and archaic definitions of “family”.
As if same sex couples being able to look after each other or owning properties together would end the world.
As if same sex couples being able to look after each other or owning properties together would end the world.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Fucking hate these amoeba brains commenting on the topic of same sex relationships being legally recognized in the country with fucking bible verses and archaic definitions of “family”.
As if same sex couples being able to look after each other or owning properties together would end the world.
As if same sex couples being able to look after each other or owning properties together would end the world.
Hello, old friend. It has been a hot minute (almost a decade) since ice spikes formed from my ice cube trays in the freezer and it’s a little joyous moment for me because that means that, by chance, the conditions for this formation was met by my freezer, the water, and some other variable I forgot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Hello, old friend. It has been a hot minute (almost a decade) since ice spikes formed from my ice cube trays in the freezer and it’s a little joyous moment for me because that means that, by chance, the conditions for this formation was met by my freezer, the water, and some other variable I forgot.
Not my mom messaging me she’s sending me money for an urgent matter and apparently it’s for the limited edition Dunkin heart shaped pillows 💀
This family is so unserious I love it.
This family is so unserious I love it.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Not my mom messaging me she’s sending me money for an urgent matter and apparently it’s for the limited edition Dunkin heart shaped pillows 💀
This family is so unserious I love it.
This family is so unserious I love it.
Some wicked shit is going on with fuel prices because why did I just see diesel priced more expensive than 91 and 95 octane
February 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Some wicked shit is going on with fuel prices because why did I just see diesel priced more expensive than 91 and 95 octane
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Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Yes that is Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff
My toxic trait is thinking I can assemble most things that require tools without using tools but then I see a hex or allen key bolt and I am immediately stymied.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
My toxic trait is thinking I can assemble most things that require tools without using tools but then I see a hex or allen key bolt and I am immediately stymied.
I like my one coworker, fellow lab analyst, but damn they gotta know how to look around first before bombarding me with questions every time there's something they don't "know" at work because asking me what the contents of a bag is when the list is literally right there stuck on it, --
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I like my one coworker, fellow lab analyst, but damn they gotta know how to look around first before bombarding me with questions every time there's something they don't "know" at work because asking me what the contents of a bag is when the list is literally right there stuck on it, --