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elideep.bsky.social
Eli Deep
@elideep.bsky.social
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Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.
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Plate. Caught the fish.
A whole fish grilled up with tomatoes, capers, and garlic. A side of Mexican rice and a green salad.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Me after thanksgiving food
The back of a toothpaste package. In large print it says BUTTER ON GUMS
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I meant it.
A handful of cooled blue crabs in an aluminum tray with corn and potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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After ten beautiful years together, my Robert let me know it was time for him to go. I’ll never deserve his love. 💔
A white and brown Jack Russell mix on a brown dog bed on a gray and black cot. He was the very best boy there ever was.
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Plz enjoy these pelicans fighting for fish
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Happy Thursday to the internet’s favorite wholesome gal.
Me wearing a white tee shirt with tiny bird printed on. I have on a blue baseball cap and I have my left arm around Freya, a grey and white pit bull. Freya is wearing a red collar and a burgundy Henley shirt.
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Oh, it’s from steel magnolias. Sorry, remember I am county.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Doggy in sunshine.
A grey and white pit bull wearing a dark green little boy’s Henley shirt with the sleeves cut off. She’s lying in mostly dead grass in a patch of sunshine.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Hi there.
Me in a green plaid button and a burgundy members only jacket.
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Saw two greats today. One great egret and a great blue heron.
A photo of a great egret standing on grass beside the water. He is all white, has a long, curved graceful neck, and a pointy orange beak. A great blue heron standing in grass beside the water. He is majestic.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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She’s so drunk and pitiful. Cried at the vet until she saw me. 😭
A grey and white pit bull wearing a burgundy Henley shirt. She’s sitting on a tile floor, and she looks very drunk A closeup of a grey and white pit bull wearing a burgundy shirt and a red collar. She looks drunk. The same pit pull. Laying on her side on a floral bedspread. Her tongue is out. She’s drunk.
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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On my bullshit, working at the bar. Happy Thursday. 😘
Me in a blue-grey Oxford shirt. There are sunglasses and headphones around my neck. In the background is part of a wall that has a colorful abstract mural and behind that, double doors adorned with a letter banner that says Happy Halloween.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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But also, good thoughts for Freya, please! She’s having surgery tomorrow to remove a mast cell tumor. Should be routine and totally fine, but she’ll be scared and then high af.
A grey and white pit pull curled into a tiny ball. Her tail is covering her nose. Shes wearing a red collar, and she’s laying on a brown leather couch and a light green throw pillow. There’s a remote control next to her face.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
Me, in the foreground, wearing a light blue fishing shirt, polarized sunglasses, and a light blue baseball cap. I’m on a pier with water in the background. Behind me, alarmingly close, is a large pelican.
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I am so late yet again. I’m sorry for that. Here’s me getting work done at the bar this afternoon (looking like not a cop.)
A photo of a white pasty trans guy. I’m a little bit ginger, with light brown head hair and a scraggly red/brown beard. I’m wearing a light blue button up oxford shirt with a purple and blue floral bow tie. Behind me is some weird alien art for sale on the wall of my local brewery.
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Had a lot of fun catching this hard head catfish on my ultralight gear.
A photo of me holding a hard head catfish. My holding it with one hand around its scary barbs. You can see the pier and water in the background, with a few sailboats on the water.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Ears??? Robert’s got em.
A close up of a white-faced terrier mix with pointy brown ears. He’s laying on his side on a brown leather couch.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Love you so big. Love Thursdays but not as much.
Me looking like a dad. I’m in my office, and my furniture is yellow wood. I’m wearing a nondescript plaid shirt.
October 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Great turnout in my tiny Florida town. #nokings
A shot of one portion of the crowd at my local No Kings rally. There are palm trees in the background. A hand made sign with a butterfly that says “this is the only orange monarch i want”
October 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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One more meeting and I can go home
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Hello I finally felt good enough to go outside for a half hour, and I caught a giant crab for dinner
A photo of a large blue crab being held above a sink full of ice water. The same blue crab, cleaned and cooked, on a plate with roasted broccoli and mashed potatoes. The crab is now red and has butter pats in the middle.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Yes! I have Freya and Robert with me (pictured), and my wife has Arabella and Cosmo with her. Four (4) total. 🙃
A grey and white pit bull wearing a red collar. She is on a brown leather couch cuddling her face on a sage green throw pillow A mostly white Jack Russell terrier mix, laying on his side on a green throw pillow on a brown leather couch
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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From a better day #ttt
Me in a white tee shirt patterned with tiny blue anchors, wearing a blue baseball hat. I’m holding a tiny gray short haired kitten who is looking into the camera. In the background is a corner of a kitchen showing the side of an oven, pots and pans hung on the wall above it, and a door to a garage. I
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Late but here!
A picture of me and my dog Freya. I’m on the left wearing a white tee shirt and a dark green hoodie that has the logo of the Museum of Natural and Cultural history in the top corner. On the right is a beautiful grey and white pit bull wearing a red collar. We are sitting on a brown leather couch.
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Oh gosh it’s Thursday.
Me on a pier. There’s a gorgeous sunset over water behind me. I’m wearing a dark green tee shirt, a light blue/grey baseball hat, and sunglasses.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM